Gertrude dedicated her life to avenge her cat's death.
Peter was canonically cancelled on social media because his building's layout was problematic.
A statement giver's mate fell in love with a beetle and married her.
Jonah (as Elias) once ruined Jon's surprise birthday party because he wanted to eat the cake himself.
There's a homophobic vase that swallows people's husbands.
Martin writes cringe poetry and performs on it.
Jon once said 'lol'.
The real Elias was a pothead, and his main concern with Jonah was that he'd know he was high.
Gertrude stopped the Distortion by giving it dysphoria.
Martin is an arsonist.
A random guy entered the backrooms, then left because he didn't want to be late to his mum's dinner.
Jon got his rib ripped off and decided to keep it in his stationary drawer, then forgot about it for months.
No one ever questions why there's a whole ass skeleton that belonged to a gay victorian in Elias's office.
Jon, Martin and Jonah got trapped together in Windows 95.
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Gordon Freeman: *staring blankly at the wall believing he just caused the worst scientific disaster in history*
The Horrendous Headcrab:
I’d like to submit my application for the role of “person whose job it is to draw the creepy child drawings in horror films”
You guys will not fucking believe this
It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday