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You were looking forward to this day all month.  Her rejection was absolutely crushing.  She took pity on you, and let you massage her feet for a little while. You two talked, and she filled you in on all the details of her relationship with her Bull.  

“We are planning a trip for next month”, she said.  “It may fall on your day so don’t get your hopes up.”

You got to see her for a total of 20 minutes. Now you are out the door and off to work.  What special gift will you buy her?

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Safe Space

if i saw you out with your wife, i’d make you get down on your knees, spit on you, and make you hand over your wallet. then i’d flip off your ugly wife and walk away.