Hey Have You Seen A Small Cut Of Lightweight Lime Green Cotton Anywhere? It Was In This Drawer And I

I approve of this project.

i’m going to start a website and call it “fragile, mediocre white men tell on themselves”

The fun fact was that you could activate it by pushing a wire up into the holes in the bottom, without the main device. This is essentially how they were designed. When the button was pressed, the device sent a stiff wire up in this, activating it. It only had 4 uses before needing to be replaced.

Millennial pop quiz! Please identify.

(reverse img search is cheating. Also over 30s, shut your damn mouth!)

i wish birds brought ME presents

Do they have a matching bra? You know, for the boooo-bies?

My cat, Phobos, showing off both the way she prefers to sleep and her meatiness.

"Waiting behind some kid with the croup to get their antibiotics..."

Welcome to the 13th Amendment...

Why is every ad I see either "You need to shave your balls" or "You need Jesus"?

Imagine if the garbage celebs who made that “Imagine” song cover had put half as much effort into their singing as these pro stunt artists put into their own quarantine content: a fight scene performed by over a dozen stunt artists, remotely.