Wait Wait Wait, So You're Telling Me, That Not Only Did Stan Win The Tumblr Sexyman Contest On Weed Day,

❗️Nevada voters - this is going to sound weird, but PICK UP YOUR PHONE if an unknown number calls.

**Lots of signatures on ballots are not matching and your ballot may need to be fixed.

TLDR; yes, signature matching is an antiquated way to verify ballots but it is still being used. Reportedly thousands of ballots here need to be cured. Answer the phone!

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

i’ve been staring at every detail of this for 10 minutes now and i’m not planning on stopping any time soon

[the force of attraction]

I was sketching Mel when 'The Last of the Real Ones' by FOB started playing - this is how I ended up drawing them as Sun-Earth-Moon triptych

This bus company in my area has taken to giving its vehicles names. This one could have used a bit more constructive criticism.

Truly nothing beats a Supernatural rewatch when you finally see “Misha Collins” in the opening credits

‘tis the season