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stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

Intimacy is not just about sex. It's having heart-to-hearts, staying up all night talking, sharing childhood memories, thoughts, fears, dreams & hopes for the future. It's uncontrollable laughter, direct eye contact and feeling each other without touching - it's exchanging energy

Woah science, the Elvis population on tumblr.com has officially surpassed 50 Elvii, so it is nesesary in my scientific opinion to create a new pinned post that hold all of the sub lists!

May the Elvis population continue to thrive and potentially take over this hellsite we call home

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Mod stuff:

I am here by dedicating this blog and myself to researching, recording, and cataloging the rapid spread of Elvii across tumblr.

This is the go to place for all things Elvis phenomenon (I have no idea what I’m doing)

Pronouns he/him (woah mama I’m a trans man)

Any hate of any kind will be blocked, this is a place for science, not bigotry. How could you desecrate the good pseudoscience of studying Elvis with hatred? Ridiculous.

Current mood

if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

Genuinely forever obsessed with Tendonna saying NO romantic or sexual intimacy. Instead we're gonna fuckin uhh become each other. In a bro way. Gonna carve a home in your ribcage and fundamentally entwine our beings in a homie way. Make it so separation will shatter us to the foundation of ourselves and also the universe itself in a bestie way. And they're so goddamn iconic for it

fuck you, mouthwashing au where curly takes responsibility and gets Jimmy fired right as the Pony Express goes out of business, and they give them the Tulpar and a shit ton of money as compensation (and also so they don't sue). They run their own little delivery service on the Tulpar, and install actual kitchen equipment, and they visit their families, but tend to live together in the Tulpar as a team and actually grow fond of each other. Fucking found family, fuck you, take my fluff.

Mlp infection aus go so hard so me and couple of pals ( @ltheoddboy , @ghost-ist , and others who don’t have tumblr) made one of our own!!

I’ll be referring to this au as Audle Posk Infection AU (or Audle Posk AU for short)

Our infection of choice was Swamp Fever, of course, but body horrorofied it some more. It starts from the episode A Health of Information, but fluttershy never found the cure. Zecora chose to rest by her home in the everfree, unaware of what would come from it. You see, animals can get infected too, and carry the pollen on their fur/feathers to others. Feral animals swarmed Ponyville, bringing the virus with them

Via animal transport and how easy it is to get infected through simple contact, the virus quickly began to spread throughout Equestria

The “Audle Posk” is Old Ponish btw!! This user made a very simple translation and comboed it with old english, so felt the desire to make the scientific word for it is that instead of Latin 💅✨ translates to “Disease Of Oak”

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/771938/how-to-speak-old-ponish

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