Sorry I Didn't Text Back I've Been Having A Bad Day Since I Was Like 12 Years Old

Higher-up: The world doesn't revolve around you, Ghost

Ghost: oh really? Hey, Y/n, Soap?

Soap: yeah?

Y/N: Yes, Ghostie?

Ghost: run around me in a circle for a little bit

Y/n and Soap: why?

Ghost: just do it. I'm trying to prove something

Y/n and Soap: *start running around Ghost*

Ghost: Now it does

yeah so what the fuck?

Bartender!Ghost x Waitress!Reader Masterlist

Ghost Masterlist

Summary: You need some extra cash for rent, and you're sick of sitting at home, staring at a computer all day. You hear pub a few blocks away from your flat is looking for a server. Can't be hard, right? Well... the serving part isn't hard. But the brooding bartender that suddenly enters your life is - in more ways than one.

Warnings: cursing, misogynistic/degrading behavior towards reader (not from tf141), NSFW, humiliation, pining, masturbation, jealousy, slow burn

Storyline:

pilot

interview

day one

simon's jealousy starts

hurricane shot

customer yells at you

simon gets hit on

you meet BarOwner!Price

you ask simon to take the mean customers

mitch says something he shouldn't

simon makes you cry

you both apologize after you avoid him for two days

you suggest a promotional drink for Halloween

price gets you a stepstool

price makes simon work for what he wants

you spill drinks on your shirt

simon lets some stress out

Headcannons:

the vision

pub dynamics

flirting pt 1

"DOOR!!"

flirting pt 2

when customers leave you their numbers

kyle and johnny

plans for the au

Me: I like Ghost(s)

Someone: Wait, this?

Or this?

Or maybe this?

Which?

Me: Yes!

The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around

CRUSH (reader x bsf! matt)

MINI SERIES MASTERLIST

SUMMARY. matt is the reader’s best friend, who also happens to be in love with her. although they have a very flirty relationship, he’s not sure if reader reciprocates his feelings. the reader is oblivious to matt’s love for her, and the two never act on their feelings. so for now, it’s just a crush.

***parts in BLUE contain smut

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just so yall know… i think about these pictures everyday..

Some might say I’m crazy

"ALONE" SIMON GHOST RILEY COD:MWIII — Season 6