The weird corner
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I like looking back at all my ‘once’ embarrassing moments. I used to think that these moments were really embarrassing and I would go hard core cringe mode and shrivel up and die on the couch but now when I look back I just say, “DAMN PAST ME! WHY THE MEERKAT WOULD YOU DO THAT?! LIKE THAT SCENARIO COULD OF WENT SOOOO MUCH BETTER! YO SO WEIRD!” ....
I think I have improved.
I personally like staying up at one in the morning just so I can watch weird stuff on YouTube... but sadly, I am a teenager, I cannot just laugh in the middle of the night and not be busted for staying up... so I have now come to the realisation that I can hold my nose and stop breathing. You can’t laugh if you can’t breath 😂 I need help.
If I ever became president I would make all astronauts learn to moon walk. If they can’t moon walk? They can stay at their space station. 😐. Moon walk is necessary at all times. Say a news reporter walked up to you and asks, “do you guys actually have to learn to moon walk?” You can always reply “yes, it is necessary for all astronauts because it makes us look cool” or something stupid.
In conclusion, astronauts need to learn to moon walk.