this is how round zero went right
I love reading, wish I could be happy tho
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
it’s always “why did you sacrifice yourself and leave me behind” and never How was the sacrifice Was sacrificing yourself fun it looked fun
Ferret Kim dokja is receiving a text transfusion(with papago)
speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.
Have you met my most beloved wife Kanye I think he’s silly (this is about malevolent I feel I must clarify)
K,,,Kanye,,,,,,?
“How does Yoojin manage to be everyone’s mom!? Besides Sung Hyunjae. He’s like mom’s new bf that all the kids hate. Lol deserved, he’s such an asshole (derogatory)”
“Cale’s hair is so soft and silky. Smooth red hair. His long hair flowing in the wind. Pretty hair I wanna braid. It probably smells like fruits. I wanna braid that pretty hair so bad. Lol fucker probably let it that long because he’s too lazy to cut it and is scared of Ron being near him with scissors. Haha little bitch”
“Dokja. Slutja. Thotja. Whoreja. Bitchja. Stripja. Squidja. Deathja *starts crying*”
it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever