Not sure when I decided this would become a proto-Kai Parker blog, but it's happening
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THE MIDNIGHT BURGER POST EVERYONE YAY YIPPEE
you know what? time and tide HAVE roiled me too harshly. diurnal courses HAVE left me with no safe haven. radio preachers, please look for me and find me a little faster.
Burr was so real when he said "talk less, smile more; don't let them know what you're against or what you're for" bc that's my exact mentality when my family starts talking politics.
contender for worst post
atla
You WILL write your WIP
You WILL write your WIP
You WILL write your WIP
You WILL write your WIP
You WILL write your WIP
You WILL write your WIP
You WILL write your WIP
You WILL write your WIP
You WILL write your WIP
You WILL write your WIP
You WILL write your WIP
You WILL write your WIP
You WILL write your WIP
My shaylas
You, every night.
School Spirits x death years
Charley: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?
Rhonda: I would slap Wally for free.
Wally, tearing up: I’m your best friend??
I am just casually listening to sorority noise, which is absolutely ridiculous (for reference the album is You're Not as ____ as You Think). This is like a sad/crying albums, but it's just a fine normal Tuesday and I'm just casually vibing.
Give your man butterflies and high blood pressure.
ao3 author: this chapter is very explicit, I’m sorry for anyone who is uncomfortable with this
me, an intellectual: my brother in Christ, I’ve read and composed things that would make God himself file a restraining order *lights a cigarette* you think this is gonna scare me? I’ve been desensitized since the fanfic trenches of 2012
If I give enough money to ao3 do you think they’d do a Spotify wrapped of my fanfiction history
I'm sorry, how is this literally THE CUTEST PICTURE EVER???? <33333
support your local ghoul gang
Chat, in all seriousness, do you think Kai Parker would vape???
Because I fear he would pick it up to try, at least once, to see what all the fuss is about. But knowing him as he is, faults and all, I know he'd stick with it. Part of me thinks he would do so because of how he has been set up to function, fixating on things that ease his anxiety, but then, another part of me knows he would stick too it because of how douche it would make him look. Just imagine the side eyes DAMON would be giving him.
Just imagine you're studying in your room, he's on your bed, and then suddenly the room fills with lemon-strawberry-scented sweetness. You turn to look at him to ask, quite naturally: 'What the fuck?' and you just catch him staring contemplatively at the ceiling, vape in mouth, as he looks as if he's trying to figure out the mystery that is life (what he wants to eat for lunch).
Maybe they don't want to be found
"is it just me or do you get the vibe that he only came out because of me?"
"are we talking the closet or the pottery room?"
OH- GAGGED
oh sweet xavier. getting the good ol’ steve harrington treatment. worst most hatable character ever to loveable pathetic loser in a matter of episodes
So at the end of the episode Wally fully introduces himself to Mr. Anderson as "Wally Clark, class of '84," which is the exact same thing he said to Maddie last season, and I just need you all to know that I've decided hes been introducing himself like that to every single person he meets since he started high school.
it’s yellowjackets month!…… it’s yellowjackets month……
ONE DAY TILL WALLY CLARK BLESSES OUR SCREENS AGAIN
i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard
it genuinely depresses me thinking about how kai never experienced the late 90s & early 00s
Natalie finally receiving the love and appreciation she never got in her childhood by becoming leader and then being betrayed, outcasted, beaten down, and humiliated by all of her friends and then living the rest of her life alone until she gets killed just as she’s finally finding happiness and self-forgiveness…
Don’t talk to me rn I feel sick