greendeanwinchester
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#When You Find Out Your Faves Have Kissed For The First Time
just realized my favorite sitcom husband is bisexual disaster feminist twink/twunk with a heart of gold and twice the anxiety
i dont want a love like the movies. i want a love like they have in sitcoms. playfully roasting each other. every one teasing us when we're together. slowly becoming best friends. like Jake and Amy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, or Jonah and Amy from Superstore, or Phil and Claire from Modern Family, or Ben and Leslie from Parks and Recreation. Movies say 'happily ever after' but sitcoms show you the after. I want a love like the sitcoms
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
I know I wasn't tagged, but this looked fun!
LETS GET READYYY TOOOO RRRRRRUMMMMMMBLE
Tag your friends, followers, family, pets.. idk No pressure!! 💋
@manjibunny @nanamikentoseyebags @chronic-claire-universe @softshuji @deskaisers @scaramood @hoeshi4444 @kenuis @k1sakis @ranscutedoll @satocidal @moonartemisia @ask-the-insect-hashira @strawberrystepmom AND EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO
Air Himbo
Water Himbo
Earth Himbo
Fire Himbo
Here's some screenshots from discord groupchats w/ my friends if anyone wants to use them in a textpost
(feel free to tag people if you want them to use it)
i want to live to see new versions of myself
AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
Dissociation culture is feeling tired of questioning everything
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no, you don't understand... As soon as Cas got back from the empty and there was Destiel kiss, Dean would treat him like a Queen. Pampering, hand kisses, sandwiches, bees, etc
my bf and I have the same fucking brain
Fun!
Let’s make a cast of Villains!
All you need to do is this picrew, and tag some people.
Here’s mine. An evil AI version of me.
Tags: @godofautism @dinosaurguts @mayhem-moth @crazed-rambler and anyone else who wants to join.
here's a quick doodle that's very bad. Enjoy!
I was trying to draw this one and it didn't work that well...
you know how all those applesauce packets were recalled for lead?
well. it turns out the cinnamon used in them may have been laced with lead on purpose.
fun times in the united states food industry right now am I right folks
Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen
dissociation culture is having dreams so real you wake up and have to convince yourself it didn't happen. or waking up and forgetting it immediately and then going around thinking something happened that didn't and having to be like "oh. i must have dreamed that"
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People will be like “Dean has no identity outside of Sam and John” :/ Like that’s actually true and Dean isn’t the only one who actually forms and maintains onscreen connections with multiple people for a huge chunk of the series.
I love movies but you can’t really fuck them
“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair
I dip my Delaware in a nice, toasted glass of milk
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
Doodles I did in math class today
Reasons that Troy and Abed have kissed:
For Abed's college experience checklist
Troy wanted to practice for girls
One of them dared the other to
Filming the Kickpuncher sex scene
Acting out the shadow puppets
Star Wars homage that felt oddly familiar
One of them lost a bet (the bet was between the two of them, whoever lost had to kiss the other)
To show support for LGBTQ rights when Britta was getting really into that
What happens in the dreamatorium stays in the dreamatorium
Making out so you don't look suspicious trope
Sharing gum
Game where they rate each other's technique
Checking if chapstick is needed
Just to try it out just in case but no haha just kidding wasn't that weird dude
It became part of Abed's routine
It might be the last chance
They missed it so so much, they're so glad that wasn't the last chance
They love each other
They don't need to come up with reasons anymore