This is how many bullets they shot on a fucking kid.
I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt
i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter
here is period cramps kabru
I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport
"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream
A pair of corvids are observed perched silently atop a street light during a misty morning in coastal California. β‘
Me in the Psyche Ward doing my arts and crafts to get out early
When lingerie ads had women with pubic hair...this is what they took from us π¬π
Okay
My friend got pregnant at 17. Deeply religious family (she would be kivked out if they found out), one night stand, she just could NOT have the baby. Thing is we live in a country where abortion is illegal. Our only option was to illegally buy some pills online and hope they worked and we didnt go to jail
But these are hecking expensive and we needed to rush
So i set up a twitter/fb/insta/furaffinity/etc account and advertised my furry art EVERYWHERE. Im not that good but i said id draw basically anything no matter how weird (not cub art or anything illegal). I got a lot of weird coms (vore, scat, inflation and some i dont even understand) and for two weeks i did nothing but draw weird shit all day. My hand hurt so bad, but i got the money.
We spent a week afraid we'd been scammed and afraid we'd get caught, then a weekend afraid my friend might die once we did the procedure in my house. But it worked
I never told her how i got the money and i never will. Id rather die than tell her i funded her illegal abortion by drawing the wolf from robin hood swallowing robin through his belly button. Im pretty sure she thinks i was a prostitute for those two weeks and id rather her think that
To this day i gift her condoms on her bd as a joke bc im never doing that again
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βsitting on his lap would fix meβ him sitting on my lap would fix me
this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason
If I've just met you and am quiet for a bit before suddenly being open and talkative, it's not cuz I'm shy. I was just calculating what personality would work best for you to make this interaction as smooth as possible
when life gives you lemons kill yourself
hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.
Isopod
I deserve new book and some weed
a man that thinks heβs going to get laid but really Iβm gonna make him watch ahs and leech off his body heat while I ask him weird and invasive questions