Latest Posts by grellshottieboyfriend - Page 5

i bet you read fanfiction you little freak

Proud to have never read even one, making me better, stronger and wiser than the majority of tumblr users

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

"are you the person who says goodnight to everyone at 9PM then stays up all night reading fanfictions at tumblr?"

Interesting.

my friends are so cool ohemgee

yahoo (＾▽＾)

Today's Seal Is: Yay Yay Yay Wahoo Yippee!

It’s so much fun

does anyone else have those anxiety attacks where ur just sittin there

would give anything to be invited to this

reporting and blocking the bots who follow me on a regular basis like mowing the lawn

im not stimming at the bus stop these are my idle animations

i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me

It’s October which means it’s time for the yearly Over the Garden Wall re-watch sesh

girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever

When the 'new follower' notification turns out to just be a bot

watch out

Perfect portraits. 😻

yep.kong

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

i love this illustration i'm losing my mind

look at her. go crazy aaaaaa go stupid aaaaaa

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

(to the guy whos about to kill me) do you like men

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor