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Ethiopia is the oldest known human community to cultivate and consume coffee

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Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”

Stacey: “Why not?”

Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

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My Endless List of Faves 12/∞ - Hoban “Wash” Washburne from Firefly

Hey! I’ve been in a fire fight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually I was fired from a fry cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

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ioWell, I guess Tumblr won’t let me upload an audio that’s 15 minutes long. XD Mettaton is approached by a female fan, and she inroduces him to the female anatomy. I know this is weird, because I headcanon Metta as being ftm, but I can imagine that ghosts don’t have the same anatomy as a human female. Or maybe he was just pretending to be clueless. This was mostly improv, with just a script outine by @preciousseashell. Sorry I forgot about the Daddy kink part, but I’m just really tired and dizzy.

me hoarding all my good story ideas because i want to write them before anyone else does, but also despairing because i’ll probably never see them come to fruition