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*catcalls*

I heard you start exercising, what's your body goals?

Me : "Optimus prime"

Primus really said ⏳

This is the bestest thing ever I need this crossover

Yasssss my pointy-smiled, space-meth sampling, war criminal, cutie pie!!

The Demon of Kaon

Pspspspspspspspspsps

Little darlings

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i just found fullbody turnarounds of all the tfp robots and im going to share because im a good person

op

ratchet

bulkhead

bee

arcee

smokescreen

wheeljack

there isnt one for cliffjumper but there is this

starscream

knock out

breakdown

airachnid

soundwave

skyquake (no dreadwing but this should still help)

unicron

megatron

im going to cry these will be so useful

*blushing profusely*

arcee makes my heart go vroom vroom

Couldn't be Screamer if he ain't a schemer ❤️🩶🖤

Scheming

Mmmmm yesssss

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

Ratchet was requested to read human's slangs

This is actually hilarious. No hiding any of his own fuck ups from Ghostscream. I can just see how Screamer would be LIVING (figuratively of course) for the opportunity to constantly point out Megatron's failings without any fear of retribution

Funniest possible idea that came to me.

TFP au where Megatron DOES end up killing Starscream (maybe in that fit he had at the end of ep 14).

EXCEPT, since Starscream is fueled entirely by spite and his desire to kick Megatron's ass, he returns as a ghost to haunt Megatron's ass and cause problems and there is NOTHING Megatron can do to stop him or get rid of him (is exorcism even a thing??).

Sure, he can't be the leader of the Decepticons now but like, he can still make life really really hard for Megatron.

It's a huge W for Starscream and somehow dying was the best thing for him.

Big L for Megatron tho.

Also this would make Megatron's "I don't believe in spirits" to Bumblebee really funny. Oh, you don't believe in ghosts? Get haunted bitch.

Ravage was one of my top favs in MTMTE so it was about time I got around to appreciating him more.

I'm sure this post is old plz tell me he got his lil surgery?!?

Line Art Commission SALE!

My cat needs a lil operation done to get a cyst on his paw removed. The cost isn't terrible but it's not something I have the money on hand for atm because bills ate up every spare dollar I had this month. But this is my BOI my SON my LITTLE CHEESE and goddammit he deserves to have a nice little paw where he can freely stremch his little beanie weenies without an ouchie dang cyst!

Please note that these are the prices PER CHARACTER!

he's literally the only cis man who has done nothing problematic in his little life fr

WHAT?!?! THANKYEWTHANKYEWTHANKYEW

So I'm working on a SMALL SIMPLE erotic Transformers x Human visual novel game

The gist of it is based on an art series I've been making and posting on my Patreon called The Aphrodite Collection.

The Aphrodite Collection is based on an au I came up with for the Patreon. All the pieces take place in a fancy brothel on Cybertron (ethically run, WITH the enthusiastic consent of all the workers involved uwu), where Cybertronians can indulge their curiosities about humans.

The brothel is called Aphrodite's.

AND it's owned by the Botmommy herself, Wyatt!

What's the aesthetic of the brothel, you might ask?

You can explore that HERE!

The game will allow you to pick any Transformer you'd like as your client(s) and indulge their erotic fantasies uwu.

Like I said, keeping the goal to be a very small project for the time being--something I can finish in like a month, with updates later in the future depending on how popular it gets and how much funding my patreon gets--which would allow me to spend more time on it.

Patrons in the 5$ and up tiers will get access to betas of the game and be able to give feedback as I develop it, etc.

Here's some of the base ideas that I'm already working on implementing first:

Ratchet (TFP version) is basically the brothel's in-house obgyn lol. But you can also fuck him! Knockout is the stylist. You can bang him too lol. Pretty much all the staff NPCs, including Wyatt, will be bangable. Idk man, times are tough and I think we all deserve something nice I guess. The finished version will be downloadable for everyone with a 'pay what you want' donation to avoid any legal trouble lmao. But if you'd like to support the project and get sneak peaks during development, you can throw $5 a month my way via the PATREON.

Baddies

“Dear Master, we do it well…” I am glad if they get along well; sincerely

妄想して悶々としています　世話がないです（笑）

Yes, people are "doing something".

NINETEEN STATES have joined the suit so far. In a climate this divided, that's not nothing. That's SOMETHING.

Many of the people in power know this is wrong. Others are realizing that people aren't going to stand for this forever. Keep the pressure up. Don't give up, don't give them your despair.

And don't fall victim to the illusion that nobody is resisting. The fact that you haven't seen it means it is being concealed from you, not that it does not exist. Much is being done and will be done without your knowledge. Do not let the assumption that nobody ELSE is fighting cause you to abandon the fight. That is precisely what they want to achieve.

This can be turned around. Even if you don't believe that, it doesn't hurt to act as though you do.

Keep pressing.

Dont worry Screamer you've got the legs🥰

saw this template on a different post and had a vision

Yes

welcome back to things I want but don’t need so I give them to shockwave because why not

Ahhhhh my heart kersploded!!

Was talking with @alsi-alice and they wanted me to buy a little barbie pool for my Soundwave figure. And then this happened

This is so gooooood like dayummmm!! <3

Impulsive middle of the night Screamer valveplug featuring @glacialenvy 's headcanon where the barbs on his spike swell up during/after overload

I like to imagine he can hover around anti gravity style (or maybe also some acoustic levitation) tho I know it’s his back thrusters on his design, I also made him and Shockwave more colorful cuz it’s more recognizable to me that way 😌 Turns out Soundwave’s satellite design is somehow easier to draw than his DOTM for me, but Yknow I’m not complaining cuz I like the idea of a satellite him 😌 his robot mode is neat but only shown in like. A game, a comic, and in toys.

Never let your small communications officer attempt to carry a Very Much Taller mech, turns out that kinda stuff doesn’t work out well. Who woulda known

Bonus DOTM Soundwave sketches cuz . I was attempting to get used to his look

Outside Looking In

A - Z Megatron X Reader

Rating: T

Warnings: suggestive content

Megatron/AFAB Human Reader in which you find yourself the subject of his not-so-secret scrutiny

I is for Indignant

Megatron was not someone who could be described as discreet. Apart from his immense size and commanding presence - which in and of themselves made him impossible to ignore - his mannerisms were deliberate and unapologetic. You didn't think words like uncertain, embarassed, or bashful existed for him.

However, despite all these things, you were still surprised to catch him staring very openly at your tits one nondescript Thursday afternoon. It was a warm day, so you'd opted for a tanktop. It was form fitting without being overly tight, molding to the shape of your bust, and - as tanktops tended to do - exposed a fair bit of skin. The neckline, while not entirely scandalous, revealed at least two inches of cleavage... which was two inches more than you were suddenly comfortable with.

Snagging the top of your shirt, you pulled it up and over the soft swell of your breasts, hiding the inviting valley between them. His stare didn't waver, though he did narrow his optics as though the action displeased him. Alarmed that he had yet to look away, you cleared your throat loudly and pointedly, flustered blush turning into one of anger when even that did nothing to deter him.

"Can I help you?!"

Where you scrounge up the courage to call him out you'd never know, but the temporary adrenaline rush you got from doing so turns to complete shock when he finally does meet your gaze. The initial eye contact is jarring, despite the fact that that you've been on the receiving end of it before, but it's the slow smirk that creeps it's way across his fang filled mouth that really makes your heart rate double.

He offers no explanation, nor does he appear remorseful. If anything, he seems almost pleased with himself that he's caught you so off guard.

Your position as liaison has offered you the opportunity to work with several Cybertronians over the past year, and while you felt you had a pretty clear read on most of them, Megatron remained an unknown. Regardless of the terms placed and agreed upon by both factions that allowed this tenuous alliance to exist, there was no denying his predatory nature, and the healthy dose of caution that accompanied your meetings with him.

"Nervous?" he drawled. His tone was even, calculaing. His vivid red optics never left you as the exchange occurred, noting your reactions, weighing them. "I had thought we were past that point?"

Willing your hands not to shake, you clasp them behind you, regretting it when you realize the action has pushed your bust outward, drawing his stare once again. You reply with equal parts professionalism and snark, "Past the need for awkward greetings and pointless niceties perhaps, but not so familiar as to forego all sense of decorum, Lord Megatron."

He laughed a little at that. "And yet - given our positions - I suspect we will become far more... familiar with one another, in due time."

You had been ever present for the gradual shift in his feelings toward humankind, watching disdain morph into acceptance and then into begrudging intrigue. This newest change suggested far less 'grudge' and far more 'intrigue'... and you weren't quite sure which made you more anxious. His initial ire... or his current interest.

And it had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the fact that this new development inspired unexpected reactions in you.

Opting not to reply to his obvious goad, you pry your eyes away from his, finding a very interesting spot to inspect on the wall to your right. You feel his gaze linger like a smoldering weight, and while you were never a gambler, you'd be willing to wager just about anything that if you did chance a look back in his direction, his optics would still be fixated to some of your more... feminine attributes.

'The heat in your cheeks is just indignation,' you tell yourself.

That back 💜🖤🤍

还在画，一些我流数据接口

Old retired warlord doodles

[Science AU] Red Alert and First Aid's passionate karaoke night

Here’s their karaoke playlist

Baps

gently bap your passum

Go piss girl