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halfpieuwu

My Terrible Blog

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halfpieuwu
4 months ago

WHERE IS THE SQUIDWARD X PLANKTON CONTENT?!?!

halfpieuwu
4 months ago

GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

halfpieuwu
4 months ago
Be Nice, It's His First Time
Be Nice, It's His First Time

Be nice, it's his first time

halfpieuwu
4 months ago
A tiny green alien Blorbus wearing two bowties, one on each antenna

Okay, stick with me here bc this is one hell of an ADHD journey, but I made my own blorbo:

I wanted to make a game in Scratch where you cared for a cute critter, so I doodled up a lil alien, and over the day of coding, I fell in LOVE with them eyes. I then proceeded to write species lore for the next 3 and a half hours, which I will be sharing over the course of the next few weeks.

Anyway enjoy this pic of him ready to go to the Nutcracker with me & my family tomorrow


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halfpieuwu
7 months ago

*In a surprisingly accurate Toad voice* "HOLY DIVER-"

*both die laughing*

*In therapist voice* "Go on."


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halfpieuwu
8 months ago
halfpieuwu
1 year ago

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

halfpieuwu
1 year ago

😲

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halfpieuwu
1 year ago
Gravity House / Mystery Shack This Is A Definite “must Visit” Place For Any Gravity Falls Fan. I
Gravity House / Mystery Shack This Is A Definite “must Visit” Place For Any Gravity Falls Fan. I
Gravity House / Mystery Shack This Is A Definite “must Visit” Place For Any Gravity Falls Fan. I
Gravity House / Mystery Shack This Is A Definite “must Visit” Place For Any Gravity Falls Fan. I
Gravity House / Mystery Shack This Is A Definite “must Visit” Place For Any Gravity Falls Fan. I
Gravity House / Mystery Shack This Is A Definite “must Visit” Place For Any Gravity Falls Fan. I
Gravity House / Mystery Shack This Is A Definite “must Visit” Place For Any Gravity Falls Fan. I
Gravity House / Mystery Shack This Is A Definite “must Visit” Place For Any Gravity Falls Fan. I

Gravity House / Mystery Shack This is a definite “must visit” place for any Gravity Falls fan. I almost didn’t go, but felt bad after passing it and made a U-turn about 2 miles down the road. I’m so glad I did.

halfpieuwu
1 year ago

Bill: do you think we are soul mates in every universe? Ford: I fucking hope not.

halfpieuwu
1 year ago

a collection of memes i have on my phone and the GF characters i associate them with.

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

stan and dipper (alternatively ford and dipper)

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

ford and fiddleford during the researcher era

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

the tag on this one explains it . but yeah wendy and soos after soos becomes mr mystery

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

bill talking about ford

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

mabel

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

bill

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

dipper

feel free to add more

halfpieuwu
1 year ago

do you think in the evil ford au they drunkenly made out once and just either chose to never bring it up again or forgot about it - journal-3

"once"? "drunkenly"?

My general "yeah y'all can play with this if you want" version of the Evil Ford AU, I've kept open-ended & ambiguous so folks can put whatever they want into it. What's official is "Ford has made the terrible decision of calling Bill his boss & bestie and so far he's been given no reason to regret it" and anything beyond that is whatever anyone wants it to be.

But the version that lives in my head is gay as all get-out.

So it definitely isn't just once; and yeah sometimes it's drunkenly, but it doesn't need to be. (First couple times probably were though. Not like they talked things out.)

By the end of the portal era they're having conversations like,

Digital drawing of Stanford Pines and Bill Cipher. Ford is wearing his just-returned-from-outer-space explorer outfit, leaning on a wall with arms crossed and one ankle hooked over the other, giving Bill a bored look. Bill is floating in the air staring at Ford expressionlessly. They're talking to each other:
Ford: I like my last name as it is.
Bill: What, so you'd never consider "Stanford Cipher"?
Ford: Not a chance.
Bill: Come on, it's POETIC! You've got that "s-f-r s-f-r" sound...
Ford: I'm not a character in a nursery rhyme. Would YOU consider "Bill Pines"?
Bill: Can't, I built my rep in this dimension as "Bill Cipher", it's too iconic to change. What about hyphenating? "Stanford Cipher-Pines"?
Ford: Definitely not. ... But I wouldn't say no to changing my middle name to "Cipher".

"What are they talking about?" Oh you know, normal overlord-henchman stuff. If Bill's gonna be god/owner/party host of the universe and Ford's gonna do all the boring work of ruling, then OBVIOUSLY they need to indicate to the broader multiverse that if you try to harm Ford you'll invoke the wrath of Bill Cipher.

So once Weirdmageddon overtakes the first galaxy, they're gonna... you know, do a little ceremony thing... for political purposes... Bill thinks sticking his name in Ford's name would help make it clearer that this one's under his protection...

But it's not a big deal, don't make a big deal out of it, they're being sooo chill about it. It's not even legally binding, there's not a jurisdiction in existence that would acknowledge a marriage between Bill Cipher and some random alien from a dimension with no diplomatic ties to the broader multiverse.

For the honeymoon they're throwing their enemies in a supermassive black hole. They're starting with Time Baby and the West Coast Tech admissions department.

(After Bill's death Ford unofficially changes his middle name to "Cipher" anyway.)

halfpieuwu
1 year ago
Whiteboard Doodles, I Could Have Make It More Chaotic But Eh¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whiteboard doodles, I could have make it more chaotic but eh¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dialogue from:

Whiteboard Doodles, I Could Have Make It More Chaotic But Eh¯\_(ツ)_/¯
halfpieuwu
1 year ago

IS THERE A FANDOM FOR THAT GAME CALLED ‘THE CAVE’

ITS REALLY GREAT AND AMAZING AND DOES IT HAVE A FANDOM I REALLY HOPE IT DOES

halfpieuwu
1 year ago

I just played the game 'The Cave'

and its so fun

Where are my fandom buddies for this game? Any of my followers know it?

halfpieuwu
1 year ago

Like/reblog if you played “The Cave” I love it and want to talk about it.

halfpieuwu
1 year ago

i once had a crush on the cave from The Cave so dw idc about looks it's about if you have a hot voice and use it to say funny things

halfpieuwu
1 year ago
Capitalism Is Broken And Incapable Of Fixing Itself. The Only Solution Is Labor Solidarity.

Capitalism is broken and incapable of fixing itself. The only solution is labor solidarity.

halfpieuwu
1 year ago

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

halfpieuwu
1 year ago

There should totally be a movement called “Sleep in Public” where people defend their right to sleep on public property. Sleep in your cars. Sleep on benches. Sleep at the park. Just make it a mundane and regular part of life to see someone napping in the library. It would make it much harder to single out the homeless for harassment if everyone else is doing the same thing and much harder to argue that it’s a “threat to public safety” when it’s so clearly harmless.

halfpieuwu
1 year ago
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halfpieuwu
1 year ago

bill sometimes attaches a sign to ford's back that says "if lost: return to bill cipher"

halfpieuwu
1 year ago

Hi guys I have a request and I'm fucking desperate here. Ever since the book of Bill has been announced my gravity falls phase has returned along with billford brainrot. Last night I watched some of my favorite billford animatics and one in particular that I've been obsessed with since 2019 is gone. It's been DELETED. And I'm pretty sure that happened recently, just before I got back in the fandom. I don't know who's the creator but I do know that the music used in that video is by Muse - I belong to you. PLEASE if you have it archived somewhere or saved I REALLY want to watch it again. Because there's no way that such a good billford animatic hasn't been preserved by at least one billford fan. It's really disappointing that it's been deleted. I tried everything in my power to find it but I just couldn't.

So please dm if you know something about it.

halfpieuwu
1 year ago

mabel: why does bill call you ‘babygirl’ ?

ford: HOW ABOUT WE STOP TALKING FOR A WHILE.

halfpieuwu
1 year ago
“Can’t It Be Both 🍎??”
“Can’t It Be Both 🍎??”

“Can’t it be both 🍎??”

halfpieuwu
1 year ago

if i swapped bodies with alex hirsch i’d tweet ‘bill cipher and stanford pines are divorced’ and then log the fuck off and see what happens

halfpieuwu
1 year ago
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halfpieuwu
1 year ago

REBLOG TO SCARE AN EXCLUSIONIST

we are united, we must accept and respect not exclude and gatekeep.

REBLOG TO SCARE AN EXCLUSIONIST
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