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It’s that time of the year again
reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺
Public service announcement.
Blue/purple lips and fingernails is a symptom of low oxygen in lighter skin tones.
In darker skin tones you're looking for grey or white lips and fingernails. Other places where this may be not evidence is the tongue and gums.
Figured since everyone gets taught what low oxygen looks like on lighter skin. Everyone should know what it looks like on dark skin too.
-fae
Not Deer Phenomenon
Humanity has many "powers"—yet again, I fail to bring myself to explain the quotation marks. As the humans would say, figure that shit out yourself—, and to me their uneasiness is one of the most fascinating.
Maybe it's a result of their Paranoia, but humans just know when something isn't what it looks like. They can absolutely be deceived, of course, and the ability to detect deceit varies greatly from human to human. But when something doesn't look, doesn't sound, doesn't taste, doesn't feel right, then you can count on it not being right.
"Something wrong is not right" they joke
Deathworlders instincts, most likely. Many have explained to me they just feel it "in their guts". They have also explained to me about the "uncanny valley", and how they're wired to recognize not-humans, which usually tend to be corpses or people who have lost their minds to diseases like rabies.
But that "power" goes well beyond recognizing "not-humans". They call that the "not deer phenomenon", and bring forth many tales—as they do, yet another "power"—of such.
"It'll look like a deer, sound like a deer and act like a deer. But then you keep looking, you keep listening, you keep watching, and..." they always pause here to make sure I'm following "... Well, something is not right. It's going to be something minimal at first, something you only notice when you're really looking"
"and then?" I ask, no matter how many times I've heard some variation of the exact same words
"When you see one thing, suddenly you're seeing all. What starts with you noticing that the legs are a bit too tin, ends with your hair standing up and your heart speeding up because you can see it now"
"The not deer"
"The not deer"
"And do you know what it is?" I ask, knowing the answer
"Nope. No idea. Could be a shapeshifter, could be a skin walker, or an illusion. Whatever it is, what's left to do is to leave without looking back and pray it didn't notice you saw."
Needless to say, many shifters have complained about being found out by humans.
Human with hairspray and a lighter joins in the destruction
Aliens with humans
(sorry if anyone has already brought this up)
so, aliens reacting to humans laughing at the wrong times/awkward situations.
but…
imagine humans laughing when they’re gonna absolutely fuck something up
Alien: It seems we are surrounded, by multiple weapons, and have a good chance of dying, what shall we do
Human (with a big bazooka or some deadly weapon): *cackling*
Alien: If I may ask, how is this situation comical
Human (still laughing): Because I’m about to fuck this shit up
Alien who has been around humans for a while: I suggest we all take cover immediately.
It keeps getting better
if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
'Nuff said...
Imagine an alien comes to visit and you go on a camping trip. Be it some adventure where you have to hike into the mountains to find an ancient relic or just as friends. You’re in America and you hear a blood curdling scream. The alien jumps up from the fire but you have to grab their hand and tell them to sit back down.
“SOMEONE NEEDS HELP! what are you doing?!”
They panic wondering why a human wouldn’t want to help a fellow human.
“It’s not human.”
They would be bewildered but ultimately trust you as this is your native planet and you likely know best.
You explain to them that it was likely a mountain lion. Another apex predator of the planet that can make human screams.
And depending if this was another part of the world some birds can call your name or mimic children/people cryin.
“Your planet is terrifying. How do you know the difference between your own and what wants to kill you?”
“Just do”
It’s part of our evolution. It’s why we fear the dark and monsters under our bed. We slept in trees once and predators roamed below. We can’t see in the dark but predators can. We may be super predators but we were once prey too.
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Sixth Fucking Sense Apparently
So humans have a funky little sixth sense for when someone/thing is looking at us and honestly wtf.
So an alien spy is trying to get human info getting progressively more concerned when the human they're tailing keeps looking around and acting like they know the alien is there. Maybe it's an alien species renowned for stealth and no other sentient in the galaxy had ever been able to spot them so at this point they're double checking themselves and going insane.
At this point the human's figured shit out and so they lead the alien into a trap much to Sneaky McSneakfuck's dismay and confusion.
So eventually humans hold a press conference about the whole stalker and the galactic federation or whatever it would be called is like:
GF: How in the dick shitting fuck did you know they were there??
Human: felt them watching me.
Gf: felt them fucking What.
I wear mine
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my pain scale invention. it goes from 0-16. you fill it out like this:
i made this because i find pain to be a multifaceted thing that influences me in different ways. i can accomplish lots of small tasks while in pain but that doesnt mean i can move around or even think clearly. its name is the goldstein expanded pain index or gepi. you can use it if you want. or not.
refseek.com
www.worldcat.org/
link.springer.com
http://bioline.org.br/
repec.org
science.gov
pdfdrive.com
This picture has been circulating all over social media and I have more to add:
Delete all period cycle tracking apps off your phone today.
Do not tell anyone why you want to take your trip, especially over text/apps.
Do not tell anyone the real state/destination of your trip.
Have everyone on your trip turn off their phones. Use written directions or a burner phone. Do not use burner phone to open any personal apps. Dispose of after trip.
Only use cash while purchasing ANYTHING on your trip.
Take “vacation” photos to post later. Be cautious of geo-tags/only post screenshots of the original photos.
Some people might say this is being extra or overly precautious, but this really is the reality we are facing. People have been imprisoned with murder charges in certain states- some for literal miscarriages. If you are a person that ends up in this situation, the state can and will use your data against you as evidence in court. Do not leave a paper trail. If they want to treat us like criminals, we’re gonna move like criminals.
Evil-Mart provides a vast array of tools and gadgets that is essential for the common villain-of-the-week. You work as a cashier there. Unfortunately all your coworkers mysteriously called in sick today, so you alone have to handle the long line of increasingly disgruntled customers.
Magic Marinette
Marinette is Zatanna’s older cousin and can practice magic herself. Her magic is different however. For most low level spells she simply has to think of what the spell is intended for. For a harder spell she needs to chant much like Zatanna.
Marinette practices at home with her Uncle Zatara occasionally visiting with Zatanna. Magic comes naturally to Marinette, she likes to claim that it just flows in and out of her.
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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
The way black people have invented literally every modern music genre and still have no recognition or respect given outside of hip hop and rap is really all the evidence you need to understand how deep anti blackness sits in our cultural history, not even mentioning the way pioneering black artists had their lives and careers absolutely pillaged to enrich white producers, artists, and labels
YES PLEASE WRITE IT AND SEND ME THE LINK!!! I BEG!!!
i suddenly remembered i had a crisis on earth-x fic idea where the good guys kidnap earth-x barry and earth-1 barry tries to go undercover and he finds out that e-x oliver is having an affair with e-x barry behind e-x kara’s back and he fuckin flips do i write it
ANYONE GOT A STORY FROM THAT PLEASE IF SO SEND ME THE LINKS!!!!
Consider: aliens meeting Gen-Z
Me A mer that has stayed hidden from pure spite
People are saying Tumblr corporate trying to add a subscription service was to try and attract "influencers" rather than support existing users.
God help them if they did. Tumblr users harassed fucking Alex Jones off this website. Adding D-list celebrities to tumvlr would be like adding a hollowed out pumpkin full of raw hamburger into a lion cage.
same
Trope: Jealousy
“You’re not my brother.”
Peter blinks at the little dark haired girl in front of him. He’d met Morgan a couple times, in the hospital with Tony. She’d been shy, but sweet, so this is unexpected. “Um, no, I—I’m not.”
Morgan eyes him for a moment, her eyebrows furrowed in aggravation. “Daddy calls you my brother, but you aren’t.”
“O-ok.”
Tony walks in then, his face creased in exhaustion and pain. The burns on his face pull down one side of his mouth in a perpetual frown.
But the heaviness is temporary. The second he sees Peter and Morgan his eyes light up, the frown twists up into a half-smile. He looks younger.
Peter’s heart flips in his chest at the sight, grief and gratitude in equal measure. Tony meets his eyes and his eyebrows crease like he can hear Peter’s thoughts. Tony takes a breath and opens his mouth—
“Daddy!” Morgan cries. Peter flinches as the moment is abruptly shattered.
“Hello, little miss,” Tony says, casually scooping her up into his good arm, propping her on his hip and kissing her cheek, making her giggle. “Have you been playing with Pete?”
They hadn’t been, really, but Morgan nods all the same. Tony carries her into the kitchen to begin lunch, leaving Peter alone in the living room.
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Me too please!!!
Someone please tag me in posts to be more androgynous
How can i look genderless, but also like a mix of femme and masc?
Please, I need to know
Dysphoria is hell
I need androgyny
mess him up peter
Whumptober Day 15: Manhandling
Word Count: 1968
Warnings: Mentions of blood
Update: So apparently tumblr killed links (Idk why, it honestly makes no sense) But if that’s the case I won’t be linking my masterlists anymore until it’s fixed. If any post has a link in it, it won’t appear in the search engine. Obviously others are saying it too but please if you see a fic/content you like the reblog it! It just became much harder for content creators to spread their work and this would help a lot! You can find my Masterlist on my profile and the Whumptober Masterlist under series!
It’s not like Peter wanted to get into a fight with Flash, it’s just when the opportunity arose he took it.
He was never the one to fight someone unless it was some low life criminal. Flash was just a bully who said mean things to get under Peter’s skin. Half the time he ignored it and took a beating if he had to. He was Spider-Man after all, a bully shouldn’t phase him.
Peter was on his way to lunch when Flash cornered him in the hallway. They just got out of chemistry, and more importantly a lab. Peter had fun, his lab partner was Ned and Michelle came over to their table to leave her usual witty comments. Their teacher always liked to make the labs engaging asking questions throughout the lab.
He didn’t think much of it at the time when he corrected Flash on his answer. The teacher asked him to anyway, he meant nothing towards the kid. That, however, didn’t translate to Flash when he shoved Peter into some lockers. Before Ned and MJ could intervene, some of Flash’s friends blocked them from helping.
“You think you’re so smart huh Parker?” Flash sneered. “Embarrassing me like that in front of everyone, you got some nerve.”
“It’s not my fault the teacher asked me to correct you,” Peter said. “It happens dude get over it.”
Flash grabbed his collar and slammed his head hard against the lockers. Though that felt like a mere tap, Peter couldn’t help let his mind wander off to the night on Coney Island. He wasn’t in school anymore, he was on the beach pinned beneath Vulture’s claws. He shook fear written on his face as Flash laughed.
“Hey, asshole let him go!” Ned shouted over the forming crowd.
“You got a real shitty ego pal!” MJ yelled ready to throw some hands with Flash’s buddies.
Flash ignored them watching a trembling Peter. “Jesus Penis you’re so pathetic. I’m going to have a fun time embarrassing you in front of everybody.”
Peter didn’t say anything, he was only focused on the Vulture’s face grinning down at him.
“What’s got you so scared huh? That fact that I’m going to kick your ass?”
As Peter clenched his fists trying to ground himself he also didn’t realize oncoming punch. The moment his senses warned him of oncoming danger, Flash’s fist connected when his face.
Dropping to the ground, Peter felt a small trickle of blood dripping from his nose. He blinked a few times taking in his surroundings now fully aware of the large crowd around him. It wasn’t long before Flash grabbed him by his collar again.
“This is too easy Parker.”
“Well maybe if you paid attention in class then you actually know the-“
Peter’s head slammed into the lockers as a fist connected with his face. He could already feel the black eye forming as Flash just smirked. He really could use a teacher right about now but none were in sight.
“I’d shut that mouth if you know what was good for you.”
“Kiss my-“
Flash punched his face again as Peter shut his mouth. His words weren’t going to get him out of this fight. They seemed to be making things worse.
Flash faked Peter out with a punch laughing when he cringed in fear. “I have no idea what Tony Stark was in you,” He said. “You’re so pathetic.”
Peter didn’t say a word, he actually started to believe him.
“Well, Tony Stark isn’t any better,” Flash shrugged. “Hiding behind that suit as the UN’s puppet, hell the whole team are a bunch of freaks. That explains why Tony picked you, you’re just some pathetic freak.”
Peter’s blood boiled, no one talked about this family like that. Flash didn’t know the sacrifices they made to protect the world. He could take being called a freak all day but not when his family got involved.
“Oh and don’t get me started on the Winter Soldier. The dude is a literal murder and somehow he’s an Avenger.”
No one talked about Bucky like that, he was a victim of Hydra. He didn’t deserve being labeled a murder, he was a hero.
“You’re wrong,” Peter huffed standing up.
“Am I?” Flash questioned. “Because to me, they’re just pathetic pieces of-“
A hush fell over the crowd the moment Peter knocked Flash on his butt blood dripping from his nose. No one said a word, too shocked at the fact that Peter actually punched someone.
“The only pathetic person is you jackass. Grow the hell up and get your shitty ego in check.”
“Tell him, Peter!” MJ shouted.
“That’s my best friend!” Ned bragged.
Flash’s eyes narrowed. “That’s it!” He yelled tackling Peter to the ground.
The the two threw punches at each other as the crowd chanted forgetting about lunch. Peter didn’t know how long they fought all he knew is he got a few punches in before Flash slammed him to the ground.
“Alright tough guy-“
“That’s enough!” Principle Morita yelled.
Flash froze as the crowd parted ways, some running to the cafeteria while others slowly took a few steps back. They were in trouble now.
“You two, my office.”
“Mr. Morita please don’t call my dad, Peter started it,” Flash begged as Ned helped Peter off the ground.
“Good luck Pete,” He said.
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Flash practically begged the whole way down to Morita’s office. Peter, on the other hand, kept silent. May wasn’t going to be pleased about getting a phone call from school while she was at work. He didn’t even know if her boss would let her off to pick him up.
Before Morita asked both of them to tell their sides of the story, he had many students walk in to tell him what they saw. Flash and Peter were seated apart silent watching people come in and out. By the time MJ they the office, Flash was called in.
Peter sat outside the principal’s office as Flash explained his side of the story. He wanted to laugh at the fake tears and sniffles coming from the room but his face hurt too much. When it was his turn an unhappy Flash threw him a glare before sitting down.
“Mr. Parker take a seat.”
Without a word, Peter took a seat in all too familiar chair. Sheepishly, he made eye contact with the principal. He was in a whole load of trouble.
“Mr. Parker, I want you to understand that fighting other students in the hallway is something we do not do at midtown.”
“I know.”
“That being said, after the many students I asked everyone but a few of Mr. Thompson’s friends all said that you were defending yourself.”
Peter’s eyes perked up, maybe he wasn’t in a shit ton of trouble.
“And though I understand your actions the school cannot tolerate any form of fighting. So as punishment I have to give you one day of suspension. Your aunt has already been called and informed me that Mr. Stark will pick you up.”
Nope, he was definitely going to get an earful from everybody. He was supposed to train today and now Steve was probably going to go harder on him.
“O-Oh ok. Thank you, sir.”
With that, Peter stood up exiting the office sitting as far away as he could from Flash. The dude radiated anger and by the looks of it, he must have gotten suspended for longer.
As time past, Flash’s dad came storming in demanding to talk to the principal. Which then ensued a twenty-minute debate on why his son should be suspended for three days. Peter had to laugh, Flash was really just like his father.
Once his father finally left with Flash in tow, he was left alone to his own thoughts. Tony was going to be mad, there was no doubt. A detention was one thing, but a suspension was a whole other ball game. By the time Tony walked in wearing one of his many pairs of sunglasses, Peter was full of nerves.
“Hey kiddo,” Tony said voice definitely hinting at a talk coming later. “You want to blow this popsicle stand?”
Peter only nodded grabbing his bag and walking out of the school. Hopping into Tony’s car, he didn’t say a word. He was too ashamed to even look at him.
Just as the school disappeared in the distance Tony cleared his throat. “Bruce is going to check you over once we get back. And Steve going to move your training session to another day. You took enough hits to just relax.”
“Ok,” Peter whispered.
“I would definitely call May later she sounded worried on the phone.”
“Ok.”
“Is ok the only word you know today?” Tony joked as Peter refused to look at him. “You wanna tell me what happened?”
“Not really.”
“Peter, we both know you don’t get into fights at school. So clearly something was said that made you act out. And don’t say you were defending yourself. After the amount of times Flash harassed you and your friends, you never punched him back.”
“I don’t wanna talk about it,” Peter said.
He was embarrassed that not only May had to be called, but Tony had to pick him up. And now he was going to face his teammates with a bloody bruised up face.
“Peter.”
“Just drop it.”
The car ride was quiet after that.
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When they finally arrived at the compound the whole team was in the common room waiting. Peter felt his face heat up the moment he saw everyone.
“I have an ice pack for that shiner,” Bucky said. “And I thought Steve was the only to pick fights with school bullies.”
Peter didn’t laugh, he only took the ice pack and sat on the island stool to let Bruce look over him. The team was quick to pick up on his quietness.
“Well your nose isn’t broken,” Bruce said wiping off the blood from Peter’s face. “And the bruises with your healing factor should be gone in a day or so.”
“That’s going to be fun explaining to the kids tomorrow,” Clint laughed as Natasha hit his head.
“Peter has been suspended for a day,” Tony said leaning against the table. “And what caused it? Beats me because he doesn’t want to say.”
“It’s not important,” He mumbled.
“Clearly it must have if you threw some punches,” Natasha said.
“Come on kiddo, what did the punk say to you to make you lash out.”
Peter played with the hem of his sleeve. “He said,” he began unable to look at anyone. “That you guys were a bunch of pathetic freaks and he called Bucky a murderer. And I don’t know, I just snapped.”
The room was silent after that, no one daring to speak. Peter sniffled still embarrassed by his actions. “And I know I’m Spider-Man and I should be doing that but he kept saying these lies. I just couldn’t sit there anymore.”
Bucky was first to hug him, whispering a quick thank you before ruffling his hair. Everyone else was quick to join in on the hug before Peter could barely breathe.
“Can’t breathe.” The team quickly backed up as Peter laughed. “Love you guys too.”
“Now I hate to ruin the love fest over here but I have to put my parenting skills to work,” Tony said as everyone rolled their eyes. “Though we appreciate you standing up for us, the last thing we want is you getting suspended. We’re adults we can take that stuff.”
“That’s debatable,” Peter smirked.
“Touché Mr. Parker,” He said ruffling his hair.
Peter smiled, forgetting about Flash’s comments and only focusing on the family that right in front of him. He was one lucky kid.
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space shanites
ok but like. space shanties.
there’s a thing that should definitely be a thing in sci-fi.
I feel lance on a spiritual level for the noise when its quiet
Pidge:Why do you sleep with my headphones on? The rooms are soundproof.
Lance:Oh their because i cant stand that loud ringing noise when your in a silent room
Pidge:What ringing noise?
Lance: hardy haw haw, you know what once i mean. The loud one thats always there when its too quiet.
Pidge: Lance… are you ADHD by any chance?
Lance: yeah why?
Pidge: because not everyone hears that ringing, its sensory issue and we dont hear it.
Keith: i do… wait its not normal?
Lance: Apparently not! i need to rethink my whole world view now thanks Pidge!