Just your typical Hermitcraft/3rd Life blog. Occasional art. Discord is KaeyaTheAbyssMage cause i might as well.
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I think- Pearl, you deserve this more.
Oh wow, I get to be Siren Lizzie, and I get to have a bunch of magic singing powers, and Scar and Jimmy as friends, and-
Oh. Oh, wait. She is so gonna murder me for stealing her husband.
you are personally and directly hit by a bus¹ and isekai-ed, via resurrection, into the body of the main character your most recent WIP
reblog and tell me: on a scale of 1–10, how screwed are you right now?
¹ this is, transparently, a plot device, so if you are about to tell me "joke's on you, I never leave my fifteenth floor apartment!" then you may rest assured it will have tremendous comedic value when the bus is launched into the sky and crashes through your apartment wall to flatten you anyway
Portals Nature Naw
...what does that even mean
Knowing my tendency to cry when games even slightly hit them good themes or have sadness/bittersweetness overwhelming joy, I will likely end up bawling on the floor in the best way possible
Hi-hey-hello, Arto here!!!
I write music, as most of you know. So I decided to show you a song---the official main title screen song :D I hope you guys like it and this is an idea of what I make… actually rlly praying you all like it!!
<3
May I present
The "Traitor" Third Life animatic
...just sayin :D
For the Cactus Ring fight, it’s usually shown in fanart as Grian punching or choking Scar out, but have we considered. Rock
This is HEAVENLY
Hi-hey-hello, Arto here!!!
I write music, as most of you know. So I decided to show you a song---the official main title screen song :D I hope you guys like it and this is an idea of what I make… actually rlly praying you all like it!!
<3
Adding a couple common phrases
It is NOT "A doggy-dog world." It IS "A dog-eat-dog world"
It is NOT "For all intensive purposes" It IS "For all intents and purposes"
It is NOT "Case and point" It IS "Case in point"
It is NOT "I could care less" It IS "I couldn't care less"
It is NOT "A mute point" It IS "A moot point"
IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST
OR ‘PEAKED’
BUT PIQUED
‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’
THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA
had a dream that jimmy solidarity decided to prove he wasn't autistic on stream by taking a lot of autism diagnosis tests online and he got at least a 90% chance on all of them. at one point joel joined the call and sat in silence for a bit as jimmy practically sobbed as he got another 97% chance. grian was apparently harassing him about something through discord the whole time too. it ended with jimmy crying genuine tears and his girlfriend coming in to comfort him.
the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised
I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
Thank god for Sketchfab. Drawing the car was so worth it
"Shadow Lady?" the soft voice of her mother called, warbling through the ocean.
She smiled, zipping through the water toward the sweet song. The muscles in her powerful tail, almost four times as long as her torso, carried her through the currents at a lightning speed. The gem around her neck, connected by a thin chain to the back of her neck, fell flush against her chest as she whipped around rock formations and brushed against seagrass. In a quick motion, she darted into the clam shell leaning against a rock that made her home, doing a quick lap around her startled mom before throwing her hands up and stopping. "I'm here!"
Her mother chuckled. Pink Coral Branch was known to be a gentle giant, as tall as a hydrothermal vent but as warm as a summer ocean current. Her large hand wrapped around her tiny daughter, bringing her close to her chest. 15 feet of human, 15 feet of tail, all boundless love.
A nameless tune drifted through the water, coming from Pink Coral Branch. Shadow Lady tried to join in, though her notes were off-pitch and her inflection sloppy at best.
"One day, child, you will grow as tall as this reef, and be responsible for the life in it." Pink Coral Branch said. "Your top half will be as long as your tail, and your voice will become something very special."
Shadow Lady held up her necklace, feeling a small tug at the top of her spine. Pink Coral Branch reached for her own necklace. "Do you know what's in here?" She took it off her neck and put it in Lizzie's hands, though it was almost larger than her upper body.
"It's our voice!" She said, grinning up at her mother.
Pink Coral Branch nodded, then took the necklace and weaved it back over her head. "When the necklace grows off your neck, you must keep it safe at all times. It will be how you sing, how you beguile, and how you put on a human skin. Never lose it."
Shadow Lady clutched her necklace in both hands, close to her chest. "I will never."
----
Lizzie sighed dramatically, smacking her face into her arms. "I hate it here."
@baosci @whiver-wyverncat y'all i think my brain did something O-O
All credits to baosci for the AU
"Shadow Lady?" the soft voice of her mother called, warbling through the ocean.
She smiled, zipping through the water toward the sweet song. The muscles in her powerful tail, almost four times as long as her torso, carried her through the currents at a lightning speed. The gem around her neck, connected by a thin chain to the back of her neck, fell flush against her chest as she whipped around rock formations and brushed against seagrass. In a quick motion, she darted into the clam shell leaning against a rock that made her home, doing a quick lap around her startled mom before throwing her hands up and stopping. "I'm here!"
Her mother chuckled. Pink Coral Branch was known to be a gentle giant, as tall as a hydrothermal vent but as warm as a summer ocean current. Her large hand wrapped around her tiny daughter, bringing her close to her chest. 15 feet of human, 15 feet of tail, all boundless love.
A nameless tune drifted through the water, coming from Pink Coral Branch. Shadow Lady tried to join in, though her notes were off-pitch and her inflection sloppy at best.
"One day, child, you will grow as tall as this reef, and be responsible for the life in it." Pink Coral Branch said. "Your top half will be as long as your tail, and your voice will become something very special."
Shadow Lady held up her necklace, feeling a small tug at the top of her spine. Pink Coral Branch reached for her own necklace. "Do you know what's in here?" She took it off her neck and put it in Lizzie's hands, though it was almost larger than her upper body.
"It's our voice!" She said, grinning up at her mother.
Pink Coral Branch nodded, then took the necklace and weaved it back over her head. "When the necklace grows off your neck, you must keep it safe at all times. It will be how you sing, how you beguile, and how you put on a human skin. Never lose it."
Shadow Lady clutched her necklace in both hands, close to her chest. "I will never."
----
Lizzie sighed dramatically, smacking her face into her arms. "I hate it here."
@baosci @whiver-wyverncat y'all i think my brain did something O-O
All credits to baosci for the AU
You're depressed and then a girl finds you and you're less depressed and then a gay man walks up and you're more depressed and then a transman hugs you and it acts like antidepressants so you defeat your thematic antithesis.
oops wait was that too interesting
Tumblr broskis, why this got no notes? I need more!
Imagine some of the other hermits were persecuted for their own unique features, like Doc for being partly a creeper or Joe for being fishy or smth (I have no clue what the fandom interprets him as), and then you've got like Martyn dropping in trying to avoid the Watchers and Grian here with Watcher trauma- like THIS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL. PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION.
also can we get like. cockatoo Mumbo and parrot Grian. my stupid brain that loves associations would die for that. and then heron/egret Pearl. cause like she sticks her feet in danger and then runs away as it blows up. i'm spitballing here but this has captured my mind.
There are three ways I choose the type of bird the hermits will be: Appearance, Symbolism, and/or Characteristics. Some just have the fandom interpretation like Parrot Grian, Eagle False, and Canary Jimmy. It was fun (and also frustrating) to match birds to characters.
I made Bdubs a Hummingbird not only because of the short joke, but I had an image of flowers growing in his mossy cloak that he occasionally sipped at. Hummingbirds also symbolize creativity, perseverance, endurance, and living in the moment. The way Bdubs builds really shows, to me, that he really takes in the world and reflects things back into Minecraft in a way that no one else does.
I tried to have a bunch of unique and different birds so it felt like some cobbled together flock that was still aesthetically pleasing. Wings and tails were important to factor in, since that’s how the bird would be represented in the avian.
Here’s a quick basic guide I sketched in five minutes:
Currently working on a little lore… 👀
AAAAAA YOU'RE THE BEST MATE :D
P4 OF MY SIREN LIZZIE AU.....
explanation:
"I made a whole playlist for them organized by season"
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
Gimme some angsty red life Martyn in Limited Life, maybe with Scott and/or Impulse in the background :D
Probbaly could've spent more time on this, but oh well.
I've also never drawn Martyns LL skin before, and rarely draw him, so I should really create a solid design.
I would... I would like. Literally die of joy to make a written story out of this. Like I don't know how far I'd get. But like. This is too totally awesome.
I've said "like" way too much lol
But seriously would I have your blessing to write a little thingie based off this?? (ofc crediting you and this brilliant idea)
P4 OF MY SIREN LIZZIE AU.....
explanation: