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I made this callout meme for me and me specifically

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

i’ve thought of more titles

i accept payment by cash or card, quality street

To all restaurants: you need an online presence OTHER THAN Facebook. Like, something people can access without any account or login at all.

Also, that online presence should just show your menu. Not a PDF download, simply your menu, directly, no need to start an online ordering process.

I remain amazed how many ways, in 2022, places can fuck this up.

if this happened to me I would simply be fine with it

The problem with putting s’mores as a technical challenge is that baking your own s’more from scratch defeats the purpose of s’mores which is of course to spend ten minutes trying to get a crappy store bought marshmallow the perfect golden brown color before going “fuck it” and letting it catch fire then frantically putting it on a graham cracker with hershey’s chocolate before it falls off of the stick you found on the ground

thinking about those toy pizzas where the slices velcro together

i accept payment by cash or card, quality street

Sooo I found this, gave me a hearty chuckle, 

this is microwave and we’re fostering her for my family. she’s a bit feisty but she’s warming up to us already.

[already so afraid] let me add caffeine to this, actually

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

Yellow Yaks: Oat-Fudge Bars

Did you know? In MCC 22, the Yellow Yaks were nicknamed The Golden Girls and were MCC’s first all-female team!

Welcome to the stage, the Yellow Yaks themed dessert: Oat-Fudge bars! 

I’ve had this idea knocking around in my head since last summer and now it’s done and I finally get to share it! This event is so much fun to watch and participate in as an audience member, so I really wanted to create something that everyone could enjoy!

Best of luck to the Yellow Yaks this MCC! Which team will you be rooting for?

And, of course, thank you Scott Smajor.

(Check out the recipe below and huge thanks to Garbange for fixing the lighting in the picture! Inspired by these.)

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She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

(<-spent hours writing and got nowhere >:/)

How the commercial is shot

do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

Trick or Treat :D

go ahead, take a handful! 😊

Trick or Treat :D

thank you! it's not candy, but have a beignet!

the powdered sugar more than makes up for it 😁

Trick or Treat :D

(It's ok, I won't tell anyone that you took two pieces of candy)

Trick or Treat! :D

(idk if i should ask here or reblogs, so consider this knocking at the front and side door lmao)

Happy Halloween!