Hghtuts - Untitled

"Hey dad! My friend Riley is staying over for the night"

Uhhh honey, you know who this girl is right??

"Yeah of course dad it's Riley Reid. It's 2022 we don't judge women like that anymore okay? Anyway we'll be in our room, we'll try not to make too much noise and keep you up."

"Maybe your dad should join us"

"OMG Riley! You're so silly. Anyway, night dad!"

Fuck. I should've never let her borrow my laptop without logging out.

"Oh come on, let's stop pretending like you don't want me to lift up this dress..

My mom won't be home for another hour you know "

"What.. Honey what are you ..No stop! I'm gonna... Nnghhhhh!"

"Mmmm. That's right daddy. Give me every last drop"

This isn't a dream... or is it?

“Umm, are you following us Mr?”

“Omg, I can totally see his boner”

It was at this moment I knew.. I was fucked

You knew you were in trouble when your new co-worker turned out to be the biggest cocktease you've ever met

I know I'm not crazy, my little sister has to be doing this on purpose.