Latest Posts by horniesthandhumper - Page 2

What if I touched myself before bed and passed out naked and soaking. Imagine how easy it would be to flip me onto my stomach and how easily you could slide your cock inside me. You could pin my arms behind my back when I start to wake up so I cant go anywhere. Hold me down as you pound into me. Wrap your hands around my throat to help ease me back to sleep. Hold my hips in place and thrust deeper into me when you cum. Cum as deep inside me as you possibly can because I cant stop you and it just feels so good.

drink water & masturbate today bc you deserve that

lesbian lust! *everybody cheers*

lick it slow, lick it good

me and who?

okay but make me suck the strap before and after fucking me dumb with it

*Eye contact while we fuck*

'my love' 'my darling''sweetheart' 'baby' oh god

Yes I'm the party healer, yeah they all use me as a Fleshlight, no none of them ever ask permission and yes I am the prettiest prince in town any more questio- h....hay I'm talking to someone he-eeEereeahhh

cannot express to you how badly i want to be sloppily making out with someone with our hands all over each others chests and my wetness on their thigh and their mouth on my boobs and all the spit and and and

eating a girl out for the first time? as someone with a couple of decades' experience (i started young, ok?), can i offer some advice?

take your time. your aim isn't to make her come as fast as possible, it's to make sure she enjoys every moment. slow down, revel in the process of finding out what she likes.

tell her how beautiful she is, how tempting her cunt looks, how intoxicating it smells, how sweet she tastes. she might be feeling vulnerable, especially if she's inexperienced too - it's your job to make her feel safe and adored.

enjoy the journey - i know you just want to feel your tongue on her clit NOW, but exploring her thighs, working your way slowly to her folds, trailing all the way up her cunt, drinking her juices, letting her feel your breath before she feels your touch...it'll be worth it. for both of you.

learn to read her body with all of your senses. she might be vocal but she might prefer to bite her lip or enjoy being gagged. you don't need to hear her words to know what to do. you'll feel her muscles twitch and relax - learn what it means when she lifts her hips, squirms or sinks into you. she might taste and smell differently when she is close to coming for you. pay close attention to her clit - if you're lucky and you've done a particularly good job, you might see it twitch as she recovers from the perfect orgasm. enjoy it.

you can be vocal though. moan into her. use every sensation you can. light flicks to determined, long, slow licks. blow gently on her wetness. how does she react to your lip piercing? your teeth?

build and add to the experience until she's completely overwhelmed. play with her nipples. run your nails over her skin. lift her legs and spank her.

chances are, she'll get to the point where she really needs you to fuck her. slip your tongue all the way down and inside her. if you can't breathe, you're doing it right. that means you probably won't be able to keep it up for hours, so save this move for when she's right on the edge and you're ready to let her tip over.

if you're especially lucky and she's a squirter, you will get absolutely soaked. enjoy it. show her you're enjoying it. moan into her cunt; she'll come even harder.

if she needs to be fucked harder, slip your fingers inside her cunt and curl them up towards your tongue as it circles her clit. all of her most sensitive nerves will be between your tongue and your fingers. you'll be able to feel every tiny twitch inside her; it's the most beautiful place in the world to be.

when she can truly take no more, stay close to her as you drift away from her cunt. kiss your way up her tummy and her chest, let her taste herself on your lips as you hold her and let her ride out the aftershocks. trail your fingertips over her back. whisper in her ear. tell her everything you loved about eating her out.

wanna reproduce this so bad …

i think it would be cool if i recieved unsolicited girlcock in my dms.

pretty please?

Jerking off furiously while eating her out.

Detailed NSFW asks!

What is your most tame kink, and why do you like it?

What is your most extreme kink, and why do you like it?

What kink are you the most embarrassed by, and why?

What kinks have you tried with other people? Did you both enjoy it?

Have you got any kinks you haven't tried yet but really want to? If so, what are they?

Did you enjoy your first sexual experience? Why or why not?

A genie has granted you 3 nsfw wishes, what are you wishing for and why?

You now have a superpower of your choice, with the condition that it must be only used sexually. What power do you have and how are you using it?

You can only perform 1 sex act for the next month, what would you pick? Why? Would that change if it was a year?

You can only receive 1 sex act for the next month, what would you pick? Why? Would that change if it was a year?

What is your favourite sex toy? How do you normally use it?

What is your go-to fantasy? Why do you think you enjoy it so much?

Do you have a favourite sexual memory? If so, what is it?

Do you have an outfit that makes you feel sexy? If so, describe it.

Would you ever make porn of yourself? Why or why not?

What type of porn do you usually prefer (pics, videos, audio, etc), and why do you prefer it?

What is your favourite nsfw compliment to receive?

What is your favourite nsfw compliment to give?

What is the funniest sexual thing that has happened to you or someone you know?

Is there anything completely non-sexual that always turns you on?

What was the best orgasm you've had recently? Why was it so good?

Do you have something sexual that you are really proud of? What is it?

Have you ever had an orgasm without meaning to? Describe what happened.

What is your perviest confession?

What is the most unusual place you have had an orgasm? What led to it?

What was the most recent not porn thing that made you horny?

Have you ever masturbated to something that was not porn? If so, what was it?

Do you have different tastes in sexual vs romantic partners? if so, what is different?

Have you ever had an inappropriate crush? What made it inappropriate?

What is your definition of having sex?

Have you ever been naked around other people in a non sexual situation? Would you do it again, and did you enjoy it sexually?

Have you ever had an orgasm in your sleep?

Describe your ideal romantic evening.

Describe your ideal sexual evening.

Describe your ideal sexual partners body.

Describe the ideal nude that someone could send you.

Describe your favourite sexual position.

Are you satisfied with your sex life? What would you change?

What sex act do you think you are best at? Describe how you do it.

Describe how you usually masturbate.

What nearby object, that is not a sex toy, would you use to masturbate with? How would you use it?

Describe your most recent sex dream.

Describe your ideal genitalia. Is it the same for your ideal partner? If not describe theirs too.

Describe your orgasms.

Describe your favourite sexual position.

Describe the most recent time you had sex.

Where on your body do you enjoy being stimulated, that is not typically used for sexual stimulation? Have you ever had an orgasm from it?

Describe your favourite nsfw body part that you have. Why is it your favourite?

What is you favourite nsfw body part on other people? Why?

Describe your body as positively as you can.

NSFW ASKS.

1:When did you lose your virginity? 2: Rough sex or soft sex? 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 5: Favourite sex position? 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? 12: How often do you have sex? 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? 18: Are you into dressing up for sex? 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? 22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? 24: Would you have sex with your best friend? 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? 29: Favourite body part on the same sex? 30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 35: Worst possible time to get horny: 36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? 37: How much fapping is too much fapping: 38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 39: Favorite foreplay activities: 40: What do you wear to bed? 41: When was the first time you masturbated: 42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? 45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) 49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 53: Do you watch porn? 54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 57: If you could give yourself head, would you? 58: Booty or Boobs? 59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? 62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? 63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? 64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) 65. What is your bra/penis size? 66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 67. When was the last time you masturbated? 68. When was the last time you had sex? 69. When was the last time you watched porn? 70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? 71. Guys:Circumsized? 72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? 73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? 77. Which wet dream was your favorite? 78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 80. Favorite sexual position? 81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? 82. Are you into any BDSM? 83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? 84. Do you like dirty talk? 85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? 86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? 87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? 88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? 89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? 90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? 91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? 92. Ask whatever you want

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can someone please fuck me in their hoodie?

i need it

liking my post is like patting me on the back and saying hey good job buddy and thats all well and good but reblogging my post feels like you are railing me from behind and my brain is melting and you hit my prostate in just the right way so that the mere idea of being a person has left my brain entirely and im literally yours now for the rest of time and now were bound together by the red string of fate and. yeahhhhhh. you should reblog my posts more

oh to be the poor victim of a bunch of werewolf-dykes in heat ૮( ꩜ ㅅ ꩜)ა

I want to fuck you in ways that make you think I have total disregard for your safety, but know you've never been safer

can we both get high and make out sloppily against a wall? it's hot and messy and clumsy but that doesn't matter, we're all giggly and way too handsy anyway and it doesn't even take long for one of us to start grinding on the other, sooo desperate for stimulation because our cloudy brains only function on pure fucking lust

God I need a someone fucking me from behind. It would feel so good to have my face in a pillow as I’m being stretched around your thick cock. Please please play with my chest while you’re fucking your cock in me < 3 Fill my wet cunt with so much of your cum please I want to be your stupid bunny being played with so good please fuck me

you're so gorgeous, it would be a shame to not pass on those genetics, dont you think? don't worry darling, i'll do all the work, just lay back and take it <3 yeah, just like that baby, isn't it easier to just feel good? it takes so much energy and effort to resist, it's so much better to not think and just be full <3 don't think about consequences, just think about how wonderful it'll feel to get knocked up

116 Questions

Have you ever slept naked?

What's your bra size, or dick length?

Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?

Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice?

Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked?

Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light?

What's your greatest fantasy?

Would you suck on anyone's toes?

Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex?

Would you have sex there?

What and who turns you on?

What celebrity would you have sex with?

Whose the sexiest male you know?

Whose the sexiest female you know?

How many people would you have sex with at once?

Have you ever put on a strip show?

Have you ever seen a strip show?

Have you ever seen any of your friends naked?

Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher?

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

If you could be a spice what would it be?

Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?

Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked?

Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods?

What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone?

Have you parents ever caught you doing anything?

Have you ever caught them?

Would you ever have sex in the ocean?

Have you ever gotten sand up you?

Have you ever run or walked around your house nude?

What do you wear to bed?

Have you ever done anything with someone in your parents bed?

Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl?

Have you ever used lubricant?

Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road?

Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?

Have you ever tasted cum or female juice?

How old were you when you got your first real kiss?

Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub?

Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody?

Were you a witness to someone having sex?

Would you ever have phone sex?

Would you ever do anyone in a tree?

Would you ever have sex with your best friend?

Would you have sex withsomeone you don't even know?

Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex?

Do you find older women attractive?

Do you find older men attractive?

Would you rather have sex with or without a condom?

Who was the person you kissed that was the best?

What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex?

What color is your pubic hair?

Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair?

Have you ever opened your eyes while making out?

How many people have you slept with?

Have you ever had anal sex?

Where on your body is your favourite place to be touched?

When was the last time you had a dirty dream?

If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be?

What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

What’s your favourite position?

Name a sex position you’d like to try

What was your best orgasm ever?

Have you ever sent nudes of yourself?

Are you loud or quiet during sex?

Have you ever tried using food during foreplay?

Have you ever made a sex tape?

What’s the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone?

When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone/would go?

Do you ever read erotic fiction?

What’s your favourite toy?

Have you joined the mile high club?

Would you say you’re kinky?

Do you enjoy shower sex?

Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever masturbated?

Do you like to be spanked?

What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Have you ever fantasised about someone else during sex?

Have you ever cried or fallen asleep during sex?

Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?

Do you like to kiss during sex?

Do you get tired after sex?

What’s a surefire way to turn you on?

Do you like dirty talk?

Have you had sex in a car?

Do you like sexting?

What’s the shortest and longest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?

Have you ever masturbated in front of your partner?

Have you ever been choked during sex?

Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

Have you ever worn lingerie?

Have you ever had sex outdoors?

Have you ever watched porn with someone?

Have you ever kissed multiple people in one night?

Have you ever had sex in a bathroom stall?

Have you ever tasted yourself?

Have you ever worn a butt plug?

Have you ever used a sex swing?

Have you ever had sex in a classroom or office?

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Have you ever been pinned down?

Have you ever had sex while drunk?

Have you ever had sex while high?

Have you ever orgasmed five times in one day?

Have you ever had morning sex?

Have you ever eaten food off of your lover’s naked body?

Have you ever used hot wax?

Have you ever worn crotchless underwear?

Have you ever had sex on the floor?

Have you ever had sex in front of a mirror?

What is your favorite porn category?

Do you like to have sex outdoors?

How long do you like foreplay to last?

Do you prefer being the dominant one or the submissive one?

Do you prefer rough or gentle sex?

Do you make noises during sex?

"are you okay?" no i need to be edged until i'm whining and squirming and there's tears in my eyes and i'm begging to finally be allowed to cum . if you even care

Sexual Questions ;)

1. First kiss? 2. First time masturbating? 3. First sex toy? 4. First kink tried? 5. First time doing oral? 6. First time having sex?
 -Turn Ons 7. Biggest turn on? 8. Biggest turn off? 9. Quickest way to get horny? 10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on? 11. Top 3 places to be touched? 12. Ultimate fantasy? 13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome? 14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?
 -Preferences 15. Sex or masturbation? 16. Spit or swallow? 17. Cut or uncut dicks? 18. Rough or sensual sex? 19. Oldest person you’d sleep with? 20. Loud or quiet partners? 21. How much foreplay do you like? 22. How much teasing do you like? 23. What is too big for you to take? 24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner? 25. How much kissing do you like during sex? 26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?
 -Location 27. Would you have sex in public? 28. Last place you had sex? 29. Where would you most like to have sex? 30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood? 31. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?
 -Kinks 32. What’s your biggest kink? 33. Are you okay with name calling in bed? 34. Would you do any BDSM? 35. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up? 36. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm? 37. Do you like overstimulation? 38. Do you like having pain involved? 39. Do you like biting/being bitten? 40. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it? 41. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks? 42. Have any roleplaying preferences? 
-Masturbation 43. Do you own sex toys? How many? 44. What do you masturbate to? 45. How often do you masturbate? 46. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate? 47. Do you masturbate with penetration? 48. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?
 -Oral 49. Do you enjoy giving oral? 50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? 51. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral? 53. Can you deepthroat? 
54. Do you like playing with your clit? If so how do you prefer to do it? 55. What’s your breast size? 56. How often do you go braless? 57. Do you finger yourself? 58. How familiar are you with your g-spot? 59. Do you squirt?
 -Sex 60. How often do you do unprotected sex? 61. How loud are you in bed? 62. Do you enjoy having nipples played with? 63. Do you like/dislike cum? 64. How good are you at dirty talk? 65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm? 
66. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? 67. How do you prefer partners pubic hair? 68. How many orgasms can you have in a day? 69. How many other people know your bra size? 70. What do you wear to bed? 71. Any funny sex stories? 72. What food if any would you use during sex? 73. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift? 74. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen? 75. Do you often get horny in public? 76. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom? 77. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on? 78. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

Gentle reminder to put her over your lap, smack her ass, and rub her pussy through the panties