I Love Shrek References

Paren todo carajo me acaban de regalar esta belleza en los tags

Puffysmoke euaehaueaehaah ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД｀)･ﾟ･｡ que bonito

intentando hacer cope con la obsesión más reciente ughhgaghggg

eso es tumblr, alimenta mi hiperfix

Rocket Raccoon headcanons

-even as a cybernetically enhanced raccoon, he still is a raccoon so while his eyesight is better than that of the rest of his kind it's still lacks in some ways. While he got excellent night vision, he can not tell the different shades of colors and sometimes confuses blue with green for example. He is also slightly near sighted and has trouble reading small writing and can barely read handwritten stuff

-speaking of his eyes: They reflect light in darkness like most nocturnal animals! This nearly scared the shit out of Peter, when he went to the bathroom one night, turned on the flashlight and was met with a pair of green glowing orbs down the hall. "What the fuck, Rocket?! Dude, i almost pissed myself!"

-he can eat anything! He is not above eating the leftovers of his fellow guardians and sometimes even will dig out fruit and vegetable skins out of the trash, complaining how anyone could throw this away. One time Peter played a mean prank on him by giving him a bowl of Cosmos dog kibble and telling him it's cereal. After watching Rocket delightfully dig in, he burst out in laughter declaring him a trash panda once more

-on rare occasions he gets so angry, that his primal instincts take over and he becomes absolutely feral! He will hiss, bark and growl and destroy things by ripping them apart with his teeth and claws

-sometimes after a battle the implants in his joints and spine hurt from being over used by running and fighting and he has to walk on all fours for some time to ease the pain. He mostly just curls up alone in some corner though, afraid of being laughed at because this is just another animal thing

-he loves swimming. One time the Guardians went to a planet that has lots of lakes and they decided to go for a swim and Rocket had so much fun, splashing the others and finding some discarded parts to make new inventions out of

El Bentley es la original hija de un matrimonio divorciado

The best little fanon thing they confirmed for me was making the Bentley a little pet. Cause in the book it’s just a one off joke about how the CDs turn into queen if you leave them in A car long enough but it’s like no…the Bentley loves aziraphale and gives him sweets and plays whatever he wants and turns yellow for him and parks where he tell it to and plays “a nightingale sang in Berkeley square” when crowley is heartbroken and plays “good old fashioned lover boy” when crowley is racing back to help aziraphale. And crowley coos to it like it’s a puppy. Love that car

i love the ‘enemies’ part of enemies to lovers, but im so excited that trod is reaching the area where nari and lambert are more friendly with each other. the whole breakfast scene from the newest chapter is some of the cutest shit ive read in awhile :)

YIPPIE we're in that stage where they could comfortably say they are friends again (and at some point, Narinder will) and it will be more prevalent with softer moments in chapter 20, but not without some angst and fighting that still shows how far they've come

Other characters are also going to notice the change wink wink

sinko de asada

(wich is like a very funny very haha way of asking for five grilled meat tacos i guess)

((why am i trying to explain the joke this is just spanish shitpost))

David and Max acting exactly the same. Well, Y'know what everyone always says..."Like Father Like Son." 🤣

not to be dramatic but i’d actually die for them

Happy month of Pride 🏳️‍🌈✨

Saw the meme and literally thought of them

rough doodled scene for Trod in the future maybe :P

Long live the king GOAT-