Vampire Gf & Occultist Gf 😳🩸

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hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

Whenever I tell people that I’m Brazilian, it saddens me how they don’t know anything about Brazil. Because this place is just pure fuckassery and it’s basically an alternate dimension.

Brazilians can solve any problem.

Don’t have a car, but still wanna go somewhere?

We already made you a vehicle out of a beer crate.

What if you need to move a large piece of furniture and only own a motorcycle?

We got you covered.

Do you need to water your garden, but want to save up on sprinklers?

A Brazilian has already engineered the solution.

In the rare occasion that you don’t have any modern vehicles and only own 18th century material, we can figure it out as well.

But what about taking your groceries home when you don’t own a car?

We know what to do.

Brazilians are the only people who have fully unlocked creative mode

What “Ghetto” Names Really Mean

“Tinashe” -  Means “God is with us” in Shona ( An African language spoken by nearly 80 percent of people in Zimbabwe.)

“Lakeisha” - A Swahili name meaning “favorite one.”

“Ashanti” -  Name of a powerful African empire in West Africa.

“Tanisha” - Hausa of West Africa name meaning “born on Monday.”

“Zola” - Means “quiet, tranquil” in Zulu.    

“Amandla” -  Zulu and Xhosa word meaning “power”. The word was a popular rallying cry in the days of resistance against Apartheid.

“Zendaya” - Means “ To Give Thanks” in Shona

“Latonia” -  A Latin name. Latonia was the mother of Diana in Roman mythology.

“Lulu” - Swahili and Muslim name meaning “pearl” or “precious.”

“Ciara” -  Means “dark-haired” in Irish Gaelic

“Lateefah” - A North African name meaning “gentle and pleasant.”

“Mercedes” - Means “Gracious gifts/Benefits) in Spanish

“Kaya” -  Ghanaian name meaning “stay and don’t go back.”

“Amara” -  The Swahili word amara, meaning “urgent business.” Also the Hindu name meaning “immortal.”

“Shanika” - African Bantu name, meaning “young one from the wilderness.

“Zuri” - Means “beautiful” in Swahili.

“Onika” - Word of African origin meaning “warrior.”

JUST BECAUSE A NAME SOUNDS DIFFERENT DOES NOT MEAN IT’S “RATCHET” OR “GHETTO” THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL MEANINGS.

DON’T BE IGNORANT, LEARN.

love me a character who values hygiene and cleanliness but must, for plot reasons, inevitably become bloodsoaked

H M M M M M M 

Just some ADHD moods:

i have never done anything in my life and im not starting now

everyone hates me because of this One Thing I Said/Did

WHY AM I NOT DOING ANYTHING

i am playing my favorite game in the world and im still FUcking BORED

EXXXXCCCCCIIIIIIITTTTEEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is all im talking about for the next ten hours whether you like it or not

this is all im THINKING about for the next ten hours whether i like it or not

Why Don’t I Have Anything To Chew On

I LIKE MAKING NOISE!!!!

if anyone says anything im going to kill them

time to shake

i heard or made a weird sound and now it is echoing through my head please make it stop

i have done………. nothing all day i wish for death

I WANNA DO SOMETHING STUPID

if i dont do this now im never going to do it *spends 30 hours hyperfocused on it*

if i dont do this now im never going to do it *doesnt do it*

its been 16 hours and i havent eaten and im not hungry

its been 3 minutes since i ate and i want SO MCUH MORE

all i want is CAFFEINE

*gets a drink* *doesnt drink it*

this sensation is bad and i will wash my hands until it goes away

if i didnt have adhd, i would be too powerful

if i didnt have adhd, maybe i would be able to do this

why did i SAY THAT i want to SHOVE MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH NOW

im never speaking again

DONT!! YELL!! AT!! ME!!! I’LL DIE!!!!!

i dont like this person because 6 years ago they said my hyperfixation was dumb

WHY!! DO I!! CARE!! SO!! MUCH!!

why am i crying

why am i NOT crying

sorry im really happy and excited and i know you’re sad but im very happy and i have forgotten how to be sympathetic

Though at home in darkness, Dracula sometimes envied Mister Mittens.

The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

the right way to eat icecream is to eat it from the cone up

On one night, a night not far from now, a quiet night, a night where you are dozing peacefully in bed, feeling content and safe in your home, I will manifest my physical form into your bedroom and forcibly but with great care shove an entire box of ice cream cones, one by one, through your esophagus.