Vincent Price Guest Stars On The Muppet Show (1977)

Whenever I tell people that I’m Brazilian, it saddens me how they don’t know anything about Brazil. Because this place is just pure fuckassery and it’s basically an alternate dimension.

Brazilians can solve any problem.

Don’t have a car, but still wanna go somewhere?

We already made you a vehicle out of a beer crate.

What if you need to move a large piece of furniture and only own a motorcycle?

We got you covered.

Do you need to water your garden, but want to save up on sprinklers?

A Brazilian has already engineered the solution.

In the rare occasion that you don’t have any modern vehicles and only own 18th century material, we can figure it out as well.

But what about taking your groceries home when you don’t own a car?

We know what to do.

Brazilians are the only people who have fully unlocked creative mode

Saw @hiberrybottle ’s cat kirishima and I. … wanted to draw him floof… Threw in some kiribaku too for extra floof

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The Murder Strut™

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1. Kirishima Eijirou

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin

i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle

get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite

maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

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