Latest Posts by human-serial-code - Page 2
lance, getting ignored by keith: keith, buddy, babe, honey buns, sweet tea with whipped cream and sprinkles on top, love of my life, the bae to my blade-
keith: whAt did you just call me-
“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
the right way to eat icecream is to eat it from the cone up
On one night, a night not far from now, a quiet night, a night where you are dozing peacefully in bed, feeling content and safe in your home, I will manifest my physical form into your bedroom and forcibly but with great care shove an entire box of ice cream cones, one by one, through your esophagus.
Whenever I tell people that I’m Brazilian, it saddens me how they don’t know anything about Brazil. Because this place is just pure fuckassery and it’s basically an alternate dimension.
Brazilians can solve any problem.
Don’t have a car, but still wanna go somewhere?
We already made you a vehicle out of a beer crate.
What if you need to move a large piece of furniture and only own a motorcycle?
We got you covered.
Do you need to water your garden, but want to save up on sprinklers?
A Brazilian has already engineered the solution.
In the rare occasion that you don’t have any modern vehicles and only own 18th century material, we can figure it out as well.
But what about taking your groceries home when you don’t own a car?
We know what to do.
Brazilians are the only people who have fully unlocked creative mode
Nonbinary hijabis don’t get enough love. Reblog to show a nonbinary hijabi your love and acceptance of them💕💞❣️💘🌸💗❤️💫❣️💓💙🌹🌷🌈
Hey everyone, I really hate to ask for help but, well, I started this semester off with the wrong foot - I’ve been unable to pay my tuition fees and the debt just keeps growing everyday, and mixed with my personal expenses and a weekly fee I need to pay for my thesis, I don’t seem to be able to get the money for my second to last semester tuition. I don’t have a job right now, which is why I need a new source of income.
I don’t want to ask for help without giving something in return, though, which is why I’m taking emergency commissions.
I need to pay off my college debt as soon as possible, so I can be done with it and move onto all my other debts. Right now, I owe about 345 USD to my college, which I need to pay in less than a month. It might seem difficult, but I think I can achieve my goal with the help of anyone who’s willing to give me a hand.
If anyone would be interested in commissioning me, you can send me an email to dvalencia195@gmail.com with the following information:
Reference pictures, type of commission, type of background (it can be a solid color, transparent or low detailed BG like a field or skies) and a deadline if you’re in a hurry.
or, if anyone would be willing to (although not necessary), you can donate to my paypal account paypal.me/valdien.
Thank you!
very sorry to bother you, but this is a thing that exists and i don’t know if i should be worshipping it or crying
Bicep bracelets and Baku being a mood
sorry the fuck did you just call Lord Explosion Murder you absolute shitfucking weasel
God I love this rage gremlin.
Saw @hiberrybottle ’s cat kirishima and I. … wanted to draw him floof… Threw in some kiribaku too for extra floof
Support me through ko-fi! | Commission Info
We’ll see who smites who 👊✨⚡
Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.
Hey y’all I’m trying to get a new computer for streaming. Any help you can provide would be appreciated, even if it’s just sharing. This is rather urgent, as I’m unemployed and streaming is my only source of income right now.
Thank you!
What “Ghetto” Names Really Mean
“Tinashe” - Means “God is with us” in Shona ( An African language spoken by nearly 80 percent of people in Zimbabwe.)
“Lakeisha” - A Swahili name meaning “favorite one.”
“Ashanti” - Name of a powerful African empire in West Africa.
“Tanisha” - Hausa of West Africa name meaning “born on Monday.”
“Zola” - Means “quiet, tranquil” in Zulu.
“Amandla” - Zulu and Xhosa word meaning “power”. The word was a popular rallying cry in the days of resistance against Apartheid.
“Zendaya” - Means “ To Give Thanks” in Shona
“Latonia” - A Latin name. Latonia was the mother of Diana in Roman mythology.
“Lulu” - Swahili and Muslim name meaning “pearl” or “precious.”
“Ciara” - Means “dark-haired” in Irish Gaelic
“Lateefah” - A North African name meaning “gentle and pleasant.”
“Mercedes” - Means “Gracious gifts/Benefits) in Spanish
“Kaya” - Ghanaian name meaning “stay and don’t go back.”
“Amara” - The Swahili word amara, meaning “urgent business.” Also the Hindu name meaning “immortal.”
“Shanika” - African Bantu name, meaning “young one from the wilderness.
“Zuri” - Means “beautiful” in Swahili.
“Onika” - Word of African origin meaning “warrior.”
JUST BECAUSE A NAME SOUNDS DIFFERENT DOES NOT MEAN IT’S “RATCHET” OR “GHETTO” THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL MEANINGS.
DON’T BE IGNORANT, LEARN.
Sero is moronsexual
Saw a post that radiated KamiSero energy so I had to redraw it.
Please reblog if you can! <3
Shining Heart Convergence.... sounds like something out of My Little Pony.
Make your own Magical Girl/Boy Attack ✨💫🎀
Also feel free to include a description of what you think it’d look like if you reblog 😁
First Letter of your name
A - Ethereal
B - Miracle
C - Sparkling
D - Celestial
E - Beautiful
F - Magical
G - Shining
H - Dramatic
I - Twinkling
J - Royal
K - Elegant
L - Imperial
M - Lovely
N - Angelic
O - Resplendent
P - Dancing
Q - Evanescent
R - Wondrous
S - Heavenly
T - Divine
U - Iridescent
V - Dreaming
X - Glorious
Y - Alluring
Z - Ephemeral
Birthdate
1 - Diamond
2 - Blood
3 - Love
4 - Starlight
5 - Lunar
6 - Rose
7 - Heart
8 - Aqua
9 - Cosmic
10 - Midnight
11 - Twilight
12 - Rainbow
13 - Lightning
14 - Venom
15 - Butterfly
16 - Flame
17 - Dragon
18 - Fairy
19 - Ice
20 - Galaxy
21 - Velvet
22 - Snow
23 - Spirit
24 - Rebel
25 - Soul
26 - Serpent
27 - Tiara
28 - Blossom
29 - Crystal
30 - Nightmare
31 - Layer
Birth month
January - Flash
February - Kiss
March - Burst
April - Beam
May - Convergence
June - Storm
July - Blaze
August - Fist
September - Shower
October - Scythe/Blade (your choice)
November - Shot
December - Embrace
Gararo or Garaed
(I didn’t know my dad’s real name until I was 11, so he’ll always be associated with his middle name in my mind)
1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?
This explains...
SO MUCH
i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:
adjective + curse word + noun
no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin
i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle
get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry
i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite
maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here
online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches
Stop dating abusive women 2018
Best BNHA Characters:
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1. Kirishima Eijirou
This explains... so much.
Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?
btw, I deleted my commissions post bc. idk. no one rlly cared lmao, and I know you guys were getting tired of seeing it. so just a heads up, I’d still be down to draw stuff for people/rake your yard/paint your walls, etc, and my paypal is still https://www.paypal.me/tinygoblin if anyone is feeling generous.
But I won’t reblog this post, and the old one is deleted. This is my last post on the subject.
Thanks!
[jumps out of casket] parkour
hey guys! i decided i wanted to try opening up commissions. and it would Really help a lot if you guys would reblog this post rather than just liking it. i don’t have a job anymore and therefore extremely low on money. :(
i will draw
original characters (as long as a visual reference is provided)
fanart
shippy art
mild blood / gore
mildly suggestive nsfw (no minor characters, no aged up minor characters)
will not / can’t draw
hardcore nsfw
extreme blood / gore
fetish art
pedophilia / incest / abusive ships and characters
hateful content that promotes racism / homophobia / transphobia / etc
mecha / machinery
animals / furries
detailed backgrounds
art of irl people
note on backgrounds
- i’m not skilled enough on drawing detailed backgrounds yet so for now, that will not be an option. - the choice between having a white background, or full color background, or a white background with a colored shape, or anything like that, will be zero charge.
here’s some additional, important info!
- i only accept USD payment through Paypal invoices - it’s full payment upfront - i won’t start working on the commission until i get paid. - depending on how big the commission is and my schedule, it can take me from a week to 3 months to finish it. - right now, i’m only accepting up to 5 commissions at a time. this will probably change at a later date. - i’ll only post the final work if you specify for me to do so. otherwise i won’t post it, but i’ll still keep it for my portfolio. - once i get to the coloring stage of the commission (if it’s flat or full colored), it will be nonrefundable. however, before that, if you want to cancel the commission during the middle of me working on it, the refunded amount will be determined by how much work has been completed.
if you are interested in commissioning me, PM me here at @pinkbees or email me at lpbcommission@gmail.com and we can discuss things there!
- i’ll be PMing or emailing you with updates as your commission progresses so you can check to see if its going the way you like it + you can ask for revisions to the drawing
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SLOTS
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forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct but you really don’t like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I’m calling it a fuckor