Latest Posts by hyperfixationgodess87 - Page 7
I mentioned in my last piece that Tim’s wand detracts and extends but it takes him a hot second to realize this and @xxxnightcorequeenxxxv3 commented that they could just picture his outraged “It extends!” Anyway I thought about that comment all day
This is now one of my favourite spots on this website oh my god.
I really hope someone has done this before
But just in case
Season 3 huh (said 3 years too late by someone who still hasn't finished the show)
Honestly… Relatable. He’s too real for this.
thanatos: i am death 😠 death is inevitable 😠 wither and die 😠 blood and darkness 😠
also thanatos:
OH MY GOD IM DYING ITS SO TRUE (Or is it though….)
so jorge lied,
OH I LOVE THEEM- Time to chuck my savings into a bin.
15th Doctor and Ruby Linking Charms + 13th Doctor Keychain Preorders Open!!!
Have you ever wanted to dangle 15 and Ruby with their little mavity gloves or carry 13 around in your pocket?? Well now you can with these little guys here!!
This is a limited preorder that ends August 31st!! After that date I'll buy as many products as have been ordered, which means no refunds after the preorder period ends! Production + shipping usually takes around a month, which means these will hopefully be shipped out in around the end of September/beginning of October
These will also be shipping internationally now!! However, the cost of international shipping is very high and I'm very sorry about that :( every order comes with a freebie sticker and international orders will get a freebie doctor bracelet of your choice (if you want that) (while supplies last). Just put your fave new who doctor in the order notes and I'll include them :) (sorry for the new who only I'm not familiar with classic who) I have some leftover from a con and I’d love to share them with people ^^
Interest tags under the cut per usual!
@sleepy-authorzzz @doctor-what-the-fuck-is-going-on @spoopdeedoop . There is probably more but I’m too nervous to tag which I really shouldn’t be considering marketing and all </3 reblogs always always appreciated to spread the word :)
This… this fits him so well…
my absolute magnum opus of hades fanart: Hermes as Brian David Gilbert
love how all the Nyx kids we know are losers. They're all some flavor of dork and all are vaguely pathetic.
Except for Charon. Dude is living the High life swimming in dough and even got a boyfriend locked in. So much rizz that even Aphrodite is noticing. King shit.
Poor, poor Achilles. Honesty I pity him.
this conversation is even more insane when you remember that achilles is like ten feet away right out of this frame, is it his eternal punishment to hear these two idiots in complete denial getting loudly divorced DAILY forever
Yeah, they get it.
Zag and Hermes and their scary goth bfs
Bianca… C’mon. Still, what Cupid did sucked and I’m under the firm belief he should’ve apologised. But they’re Gods, so doubt it’ll happen.
If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 35 (feat Aphrodite)
Bianca: Lady Aphrodite?
Aphrodite: Ah, Bianca. Hello, what brings you here?
Bianca: I've come to talk to you about your son.
Aphrodite: Eros?
Bianca: Cupid.
---
Eros: Mother. You wanted to see me?
Aphrodite: I heard...about that incident back in Croatia.
Eros: Croatia? Oh, as Cupid, yes.
Aphrodite: ...you forced Nico di Angelo to admit his sexuality.
Eros: Yes, I did.
Aphrodite:
Eros:
---
Jason, carrying a box: Nico! You have a package!
Nico: Oh, from who?
Jason: Uhhh *looks then looks confused* Lady Aphrodite
Everyone:
Piper: Why would my mom send you something?
Nico: Dunno. Last I saw her was when I went with Zagreus on his run *opens the box then gasps*
Hazel: What is it?
Nico: *pulls out a bouquet of smeraldo flowers*
Frank: What flowers are those? I've never seen them before.
Annabeth: They're smeraldo flowers. I thought those flowers didn't really exist?
Jason: Looks like Lady Aphrodite found a way.
Percy: There's a note
Nico: *opens the note* Dear Niccoló, I want to express my sincerest apologies for my son's behavior. Please accept these flowers as a small gesture to convey how deeply sorry I am on his behalf.
Everyone:
Nico: *looks back and forth at the flowers and the letter* ...oooooh.
Leo: I think there's something written at the back, too.
Nico: *flips the card* P.S. Please tell your sister that, although her suggestion to...pluck every single feather he has on his wings was tempting to his father, we've decided not to go through with it.
Everyone: *looks at Bianca at the other end of the table*
Bianca: *eating a sandwich* ...it was just a suggestion.
If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 30 (feat Apollo)
Bianca: Where are we going?
Persephone: We're gonna go see Uncle Apollo
Nico: The sun god?! :D
Persephone: Yeah.
Bianca: Wont that hurt Papa?
Hades: No, angioletta, the sun doesn't hurt me. I'm not a vampire.
Arrival:
Apollo: Oh, hey, guys. Didn't expect you for another hour.
Hades: We decided to be early.
Apollo: Okay, well, uh, c'mon in.
Entering:
Nico: *realizing he's in a doctor's office*
Apollo: Okay, who's first? *holds up a vaccine*
Nico: *GAAASSSP* NOOOO! *tries to get away*
Hades: *picks him up off the ground easily*
Apollo:
Persephone: ...uhm, Bianca, sweetheart, why don't you go first?
Bianca: *hiding behind Persephone* Will it hurt?
Apollo: Only a little bit.
Hades, holding a squirmy Nico: Niccoló, you need- to get- vaccinated!
Nico: NO! I DON'T NEED! AAARHSOVJSMZOF
Persephone: Bianca, you also need to get vaccinated. Go sit on that chair next to Apollo
Bianca: *hesitantly goes over*
Apollo: Don't worry, kiddo. This'll be quick *gives her the shot* See? That wasn't so bad!
Bianca:
Bianca: *cries loudly then runs over to Persephone*
Nico: *starts to cry because Bianca is crying*
Hades: Give it now. Give it now while he's still!
Apollo: *gives Nico the shot* Okay...they should be good.
Persephone: Thanks, Apollo. Sorry about this
Apollo: Eh, normal reaction. Now, you said you wanted to vaccinate three of your kids?
Hades:
Persephone:
---
Zagreus: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Hades: Zagreus, you're siblings went through with it, so will you
Zagreus: They're half human! They have to get shots! I don't! I am immune to all! I am no weakling!!!
Persephone: ZAGREUS, YOU COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND GET VACCINATED OR NO RUNS FOR THE NEXT CENTURY!
If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 26 (Babysitting)
Artemis, entering: Apollo, where is- Who is that?
Apollo, holding baby Nico: Hm? Him? Oh, this is Uncle Hades' son. His name is Nico. He's squishy
Artemis: Well, he is adorable *approaches*
Apollo: *turning away* Hey, back off. He's my squishy. Get your own.
Artemis:
Bianca: *tugs on Artemis' clothes*
Artemis: *looks down* Oh...well hello there. *picks her up* What's your name?
---
Bianca: Uncle, look! I found a seashell!
Poseidon: Oh, that's a pretty one, Bianca. It's shiny, too.
Bianca: Can I keep it?
Poseidon: Of course
Nico, pulling Poseidon's arm: Uncle Popo! Uncle Popo!
Poseidon: Woah. Slow down there, Nico. What's wrong?
Nico: Look! *shows baby turtles crawling to the sea*
Poseidon: Oh, look at that. They're going to the sea for the first time.
Nico: We have to help them! *tries to pick one up*
Poseidon: Uph! Not so fast, little one. We can't do that.
Nico: But-
Poseidon: They have to do it on their own. Or else they'll never learn how.
---
Bianca: AARRGH!
Ares: *sigh* C'mon. One more time
Bianca: I don't wanna anymore. This is stupid. >:(
Ares: Look, it's normal to fall on your first few times.
Bianca: But I've been practicing for months now.
Ares: Doesn't matter; you'll still fall. Doesn't matter how good you are. You'll still make mistakes. But if you want to be better than now, then you have to keep going. Understand?
Bianca: Yes, Mr. Ares.
Ares: Alright, c'mon. Stand up, dust yourself off, and let's perfect this dance.
---
Nico, playing with Hera's peacocks: Hehe, hehe. Pretty.
Hera: Who are you?
Nico: Hm?
Hera: How did you get in here?
Nico: I-I...
Hera: What are you doing in here?
Nico: ...the peacocks...
Hera: What?
Nico: The peacocks were hungry. So I gave them food. They took me in here.
Hera:
Nico: I'm sorry, Ms. Hera.
Hera: *sigh then picks him up* You shouldn't be here, little one. Olympus is not a playground for you to wander on.
Nico: I'm sorry.
Hera: And it's very rude to enter someone's chambers without their permission.
---
Aphrodite, waking up: *looks in the mirror to see her hair full of flowers* What the-
Aphrodite: *looks back in her bed*
Nico: *sleeping with a basket of flowers on the side of the bed*
...
Bianca: Ms. Aphrodite
Aphrodite, braiding Bianca's hair: Yes, Bianca?
Bianca: What if I don't want to fall in love? Will you get mad at me?
Aphrodite: Of course not. Love isn't for everyone. Some people prefer to focus on other things like their work or something else.
Bianca: But...I don't wanna be lonely
Aphrodite: You don't have to be. Just because you don't want to fall in love with others doesn't mean they don't love you. And it wont always be a romantic kind of love.
Bianca: What do you mean?
Aphrodite: Hmm, you know how you love your brother very much? Well, that's a different kind of love. Or when you love your friends, that's also a different kind of love.
Bianca: So...you'd be okay if I never get a husband?
Aphrodite: Of course I would. You'd only be hurting yourself if you're forcing yourself to love someone you don't really love. *finishes braiding her hair* And, done!
Bianca, looks in the mirror: ...wow
Aphrodite: Do you like it?
Bianca: I love it...I look like mama
---
Nico: O-once...up-upon...a time... *trying to read Puss in Boots*
Athena: You're doing well, Nico.
Bianca, pointing to a word in her book: Ms. Athena, what does this word mean? Exqui-Exquisite?
Athena: It's an adjective. When something is exquisite, it means it looks beautiful.
---
Nico: Choo choo! Uncle Hepha! Can I play with choo choo?
Hephaestus: Sure, why not? Just don't touch it, okay? You'll hurt yourself.
Bianca: Uncle Hephaestus, can you please fix this? *shows him a trinket*
Hephaestus: What is it? *takes it*
Bianca: It was our mama's music box. When you open it, it should make a pretty sound and the people in the middle should dance around. But they stopped dancing.
Hephaestus: Alright. I'll try and fix it. But I can't guarantee you that I can
---
Nico: HAHAHAHAHA! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!
Hermes: Nico, we've run around 5 times already. You're gonna throw up at this point
Nico: No, I'm not.
Hermes: Yes, you are. That's enough running around.
Nico: Aww :(
Hermes: How about instead, we go and prank your Uncle Apollo? :D
Nico: YEA!
Hermes: What are we thinking? Cut the reigns on his chariot? Cover his chambers in tin foil? Shoot him in the butt?
---
Zeus: Ah! Hello, little ones. Why don't you come here and give your uncle Zeus a hug?
Bianca:
Nico:
Zeus: Come on
Nico: *throws the dummy sword Zagreus gave him*
Bianca: *throws the dummy sword Achilles gave her*
Zeus: Ow!
Hades: ...good work, children! :D
If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 19 (feat Will meets the Parents)
Nico: Are you sure you want to do this? I know the Underworld isn't an ideal place for an Apollo kid
Will: No, I want to. If it means a lot to you for me to meet your parents, then so be it.
Nico: Are you sure? You know we can always just Iris Message them.
Will: Nico. I want you to know that I am serious about this relationship. I want your parents to know that too.
Nico: ... :) Okay. Let's go.
Will: Okay. But can I ask? Why's your sister coming with us?
Bianca: Oh, I'm here for your protection.
Will: Oh, well, that's a little relieving. Someone gets to protect us
Bianca: No. I'm here to protect you.
Will: ...huh?
Bianca: As Nico said, not an ideal place for an Apollo kid. The dangers outside of the palace are nothing we can't protect you from. But inside the palace...that's another story.
Will: What's inside the palace?
Bianca:
Nico:
Bianca: Something you should know is that there are people who would kill for us. And one of those people is... Mr Achilles.
Will: Achilles? ...wait, as in the Greek warrior Achilles?
Nico: Yes, and he's very protective of us, if we do say so ourselves.
Will: But...what does he have against me?
Bianca: Nothing! Of course he has nothing against you. Your father on the other hand...
Nico: Well, you know how the story of Patroclus and Achilles ended...
Will: ...Oh, fuck.
---
Nico, Will, Bianca: *peeking into the hall*
Nico: Okay, here's the plan. Will, you stick with me. Under no circumstances are you allowed to let go of my hand. Bianca, distract Mr Achilles if he gets in our way. We'll run past and go to my room. We'll stay there until dinner.
Bianca: Got it.
Will: Wont your dad be suspicious why Bianca's here but you're not?
Bianca: I'll just tell them that you're tired from the travel and went to your room
---
Bianca: Mr. Achilles. Hi, it's been a while.
Achilles: Bianca, this is a surprise. Where's your brother?
Bianca, looking at Nico and Will running past: He got too tired and went straight to his room to rest.
Achilles: Oh, how unfortunate.
Nico and Will: *tip toe-ing past them but then encounters Cerby*
Cerby: *excited to see Nico*
Nico:
Will:
Nico: Down, boy.
---Later---
Bianca: What in our father's name happened?!?!?!
Nico: *panting* We ran into Cerby. He saw Will's sun globe and wanted to paly fetch.
Will: *panting* You're buying me a new one.
Bianca: I had to distract Mr. Achilles for a long time. You have any idea how much work that takes?
Nico: Just ask him how his relationship with Mr Patroclus is going. He'll talk about it for hours.
---
Hades: Nico, would you like to introduce your guest?
Nico: Uhm...
Will: *squeezes his hand*
Nico, looking at him and smiles: Papa, Mammina, this is my boyfriend, Will.
Will: Hello. It's an honor to meet the both of you *bows*
Persephone: Aw, Nico, he's adorable. He's like a little ball of sunshine.
Bianca: Yeah, he gets that a lot.
Hades: Well, William, I hope that you'll enjoy dinner with us.
Will: Looking forward to it, sir.
At dinner:
Persephone: Has he met Achilles yet?
Nico: No, we're trying to keep them away from each other
Hades: Good thinking.
If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 10
Note: Nico is already 13 in this. Bianca is 15, and Hazel is also 15. Let's just assume nothing bad ever happened...
Hades, answering an Iris Message: Good morning, Niccol- Oh my Gods.
Nico, dressed up in smaller version of Hades' clothes: It's like looking in a mirror!
Hades: No, it isn’t, Nico.
Nico: Who's Nico?
Hazel, on the side: I already can't tell who's who.
Hades: Take that off
Nico: Persephone! Get over here and settle this!
Hades: Don't call your step mother by her name.
Persephone: What? *looks at Nico* Aww, travel-sized Hades, aww!
Hades: Persephone, don't encourage him
Bianca: Hey, Nico, have you seen my- oh wow, this is confusing.
Hades: No, it's not
Nico, impersonating Hades: You're my family and I love you but you're terrible! You're all terrible!
Hades: I don't say that
Hazel: Yes, it is, dad
Persephone: Ohhh, yes, it is.
Bianca: That's all you say.
goated mechanic
dt17 louie + qp huey would literally be an unstoppable duo 😭
@michimonie the inspo behind this ily
Yeah Achilles that happens a lot less often than you would think.
achilles: so you're telling me... you didn't go on a rage-induced murder spree after your boyfriend died in battle?
hamilton: ...no?
achilles:
hamilton: are you okay??
He’s learned well.
Tim: Stop. Stealing. My. Clothes.
Bernard: but they are just so comfy
Bernard, seeing the Robin outfit laying about: ooo 👀
Tim: Don’t you dare
Bernard: why not? Pleaaaaaase Tim
Tim: You ever read the Iliad? No, you can’t wear it.
Achilles my poor boy-
Binging CoryxKenshin rn but this is so them
I cannot express my love for this in words. AAAAHG- I’m such a mess.
something came over me and I had to see it through
I nodded at the message
Gasped at Song of Achilles
Choked and died at Lego Monkie kid
2 Hyperfixations unlocked-
Most straight relationships in media: “Even though there's no development and no chemistry and we don't look like we love each other that much we'll date because we're straight and that's what we're supposed to do. Right??”
Most queer relationships in media: “If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner.” — “Dying together also included a ‘together’.” — “You changed my destiny from the moment we touched.” — “I would know him in death, at the end of the world.” — “The hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon...”
I’m just… gonna… die now.
It’s the middle of the night. Chiron should probably get some sleep. Looking out of his window he sees two boys, they’re stargazing. Achilles! He thinks. Patroclus!
It’s only then that he realises that Patroclus’ skin is way too white and as glorious as Achilles was, he definitely didn’t light up like a glow stick in the night. It’s not them. It’s just Nico and Will.
It’s been over 2000 years, they’re dead, Chiron, they’re dead.
Sorry, but the whole “Hector is wearing Achilles’ own armor, taken from my corpse. It looks, almost, as if Achilles is chasing himself.” part just has me thinking… Who is Achilles truly hunting down on that battlefield? The man who killed Patroclus, or the man who let Patroclus walk into his demise? Who is Achilles trying to punish? Who is he truly trying to kill? Hector or himself?
Heck yes guys, Clymentestra killed first him so you all could get your stable revenge.
Hey we saw you from across the glade and we really hate your vibe.
That thing where u hold turtle as burger (a little more horrific when u don’t have object permeance 😣)
Somebody call Frank. I NEED THIS.
I want a journal 3 style book of this so bad
