iamcoralinenotcora
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hey, who wants some banners?
Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!
I can't stop laughing
He was dark and broody...
...until the edible kicked in.
(Pinterest Credit: ShiroHasScales)
Echo: WHY. why did you give Crosshair a KNIFE?! Hunter: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Echo: Now I feel unsafe! Hunter: I’m sorry. Hunter: ... would you like a knife?
Tech: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Hunter: Wasn't Crosshair with you?
Crosshair: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Echo, texting Hunter: Hunter! Help I’m being kidnapped
Hunter: Where are you?
Echo: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Hunter: I’ll call Crosshair.
Crosshair, answering their cell: hello?
Hunter: Where’s Echo? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Crosshair: Echo? What do you mean, they're right next to me-
Crosshair: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Crosshair: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Wrecker: Is there a word that's a mix between happy and sad?
Tech: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolate
Omega: Smad
Crosshair: So are you two dating now?
Tech & Phee: Yes.
Crosshair: Why?
Tech: I happen to find Phee very appealing.
Crosshair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Phee.
Echo: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Crosshair : Why? It was important.
Echo: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Crosshair, shrugging: The people need to know.
Echo: You have to apologize to Hunter
Crosshair: Fine.
Crosshair: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
*The squad is having dinner together*
Tech: Hunter, can you pass the salt?
Hunter: *Throws Crosshair across the table*
Crosshair: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Wrecker : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Crosshair: No! Four to five seconds!
Wrecker : Too late!!!
Crosshair, after his reunion with Hunter and Wrecker: How many kids do you have?
Hunter: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Sorry not sorry =)))
Crosshair: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Hunter: ... Your what?
Crosshair: My friends.
Tech: Are they saying “friends”?
Echo: I think they're being sarcastic.
Wrecker: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Crosshair! All of your friends are in this room.
Crosshair: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends!
Thanks for giving me a chance ❤
Tbb is a divorce between Crosshair and Hunter and Hunter gets the children (We all know what Tech and Wrecker act like) and the house and Echo helps him get his life back together. He goes on a path to raise his daughter and ensure everyone else doesn't die while finding his self-fulfillment. In the end, he emerges a better and more mature person. Crosshair gets the money.
Tech: About 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Omega: Really?
Hunter, face-palming: Tech, please stop trying to make jokes.
People be like "ShARe YouR EmoTIonS" like, I'm sorry, my mom had me use No Tears Shampoo when I was younger.
Can you upload your Good Omens fic on AO3. The one which won you the award at school?
Yeah, it's called "A Cold Winter's Night."
When you tell them you would die for them but you're also suicidal <3
Y'all know when you're bored at 1 am and you go on AI writing and it calls Hob Gadling a hobgoblin and now you can't read The Sandman ever again
Does anyone know Dream x Desire smut or even just fanfiction?
Good Omens One shot
Y'know, before the movie Nimona, there was a comic book. I liked Nimona before it was cool.