ihidemytodgerwell - Guide me to a mental asylum.
Guide me to a mental asylum.

Insanity practised here.

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4 years ago
@potter-art

@potter-art


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4 years ago

“I feel like shit man. "

“Obviously, you should! You just wiped your nose on your pants! "


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4 years ago

* on call *

“Wonder where it is?"

" Where is what?"

" Home."

" For the last time, Ryan, I just sent you to get groceries. I didn't throw you out!"


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4 years ago

I wanna know what psychopaths think of farting in public...


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4 years ago

'It takes a lifetime to build and, exactly 10secs to break. '

'Huh? Are you talking about trust? '

'Oh no, my dear fellow, I was talking about the building you are in. '

*Hangs up the call before switching on the bomb and later proceeds to laugh maniacally*


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4 years ago

All the bacon places

@thehugwizard @lucienmorn @nymphietonkslupin 

@thehugwizard @lucienmorn @nymphietonkslupin 

4 years ago

"..., Or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. "

~Harvey Dent (The Dark Knight)


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4 years ago

“But dawn—dawn is a gift. Much is revealed about a person by his or her passion, or indifference, to this opening of the door of day.”

— Mary Oliver, from “Wordsworth’s Mountain”, Upstream

4 years ago

Hung up over a book? Can't get it out of your mind? Can't unlove it?

Go watch it's movie.


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4 years ago

I joined recently because I found so many relatable posts of it (on Pinterest).

Hoping to find those weirdly similar people!

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