marauder's stuff, enjoy!
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Marlene: Youāre going to need to socialize.
Lily: What? No, I don't wanna do that.
Mary: You're going to have a great time, you might meet some new people.
Lily, burying her face in her book: No, no, no, no!
rosekiller would get tattoos of each otherās bite marks
propaganda i'm not falling for:
straight remus lupin
the MCD tag on ao3
kittywater
lily evans hate
the marauders hated peter
dumb sirius black
halloween 1981
the new hbo tv show
james cheating on lily
straight marlene mckinnon
The marauders fandom is basically taking any character from harry potter and saying "ok cool but make them GAY and give them EVEN MORE TRAUMA" and I love that
padfoot grabbing cat regulus by the scruff of his neck and forcefully bringing him to the gryffindor dorm because he's been avoiding james after a fight
Effie Potter goes to Pride wearing 'Free Mom Hugs' shirts.
In every Wolfstar fic there's one trope that I really REALLY love: Sirius always being/becoming best friend with James.
It could be a muggle AU, they could be strangers, whatever, Sirius and James always find each other and become BBF.
(And when they don't, they do in my mind)
I love it sm š
James Potter walking around Hogwarts encounters a black kitty. Calls him handsome, pets him, and takes many pictures, baby-talking to him like normal people do when they see a cat.
Regulus Black afterwards, gay panicking in his dorm. Because someone called him handsome. James Potter called him handsome.
James in his room just talking about a cute kitty he found on the grounds, completely oblivious.
<3
remus has a really deep and low voice btw and it's even worse when he just woke up, so sirius has to take a long breath every morning when he hears the usual "good morning, baby" and get himself together
Regulus: I'm the most mysterious person in earth. Nobody truly knows me.
Later:
Regulus: I'm changing my password.
James: Snowdrop
Regulus: .... How did you-
James: come on, it's your second favourite flower, Reg. I know you.
Regulus: ...
Barty: ...
Sirius: ...
James: Try a planet
Regulus: *starts typing*
James, smugly: Mercury.
Everyone: ....
thinking about james guiding regulus through the halls to his classes because heās reading while walking
ācareful here, love. thatās the missing step. cmon, just hop over it a little.ā
thinking about regulus trying to focus on his book but getting flustered by jamesā arm around him so that he doesnāt smash into a wall
thinking about everyone thinking theyāre dating but james is just thinking āokay, just guiding my best friends adorable, pretty, perfect little brother to his classes. no gay panic here, no sir.ā
"are you still crying over fictional charat-" SHUT UP YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY BOTH DIED THINKING THEIR BROTHER HATED THEM
James: most romantic ways to have a first kiss, wrong answers only
Remus: immediately after a death threat
Peter: while getting stabbed by your partner
Sirius: surrounded by dark magic
James: I said wrong answers only
Sirius Black is left handed
Remus first learns this when they are sitting with their hands interlocked doing work and Sirius just casually writes his essay with his left hand because his right is holding Remusā
And Remus is shocked because how has he never noticed??
And heās not writing in his perfect Black cursive, his handwriting with his left hand is a lot messier, a lot more āhimā
But the next day he is taking notes in class with his right hand and the perfect handwriting is back and Remus is so confused
So he finally asks Sirius about it and he tells him about how he was born a leftie
But his parents couldnāt have a defected heir, so they forced him to learn with his right hand
So now he can write pretty well with both but just defaults to the right because thatās what heās always done
And Remus just decides at every opportunity to sit on Siriusā right and hold his hand so he has to write with his left
Because itās so beautiful and true and him
Remus: Sirius fell asleep with his head in my lap and kissed my cheek when he woke up. He's so cute. I wish he liked me.
James: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*
Barty: All the haters being like āarenāt you wanted by the state?ā
Barty: Its like-
Barty: Iām wanted by a lot of people okay?
Barty: thatās the price of being pretty
Barty: Anyways I did commit a bit of Arson
Evan: as you should
Remus: Iām 90% sure this is a bad idea.
Sirius: Perfect! Thatās 10% optimism. Letās go!
"When Sirius first told me he was dating a girl and I was shocked I thought āhuh this is teaching me something about not making assumptions about people.ā HOWEVER now that Sirius has come out as a gay man I would like everyone to know, Iāve never been wrong. Iām never backing down again. And my assumptions? They are back." -Lily Evans
Gender is not the same as sex. Gender is what you identify with, while sex is what Sirius Black is having with Remus Lupin tonight. Stay tuned.
i love james 'totally unaware of his bisexuality & thinking that finding his friends hot & wanting to snog them & take them to madame puddifoots is totally just friendship stuff' potter
Remus will be like āThis is Sirius, Heās my girlfriendā and Sirius would swoon
hope lupin would've loved james & sirius btw.
her sense of humour is being traumatised by a boggart in which she meets her future husband & proceeding to then have boggarts as her wedding cake topper.
she litr would've loved them. she writes to sirius when he gets disowned & he writes back that he was just following in the steps of his role model (her). james tells her about his very clever idea of remus' badly behaved rabbit & she's laughing for days.
lily asks the "highly intelligent and mysterious dog of foresight" if there's a chance that James likes her (she's a bit oblivious) and it starts vigorously nodding its head (it's literally just Sirius) (#wingman)
Of course the palest motherfucker youāve ever seen who looks like heās never once stepped outside is dating the sun
Regulus wearing one of Remusā jumpers because he stole it from James who store it from Sirius who stole it from Remus and now Sirius is going feral because the entire school thinks Remus and Regulus are dating
Donāt ask me my lgbt+ hcs on the marauders era characters because I DONT FUCKING KNOW
THEY ARE ALL EVERYTHING AND NOTHING AT THE SAME TIME
AU where Regulus is a tattoo artist and Sirius was his first canvas.
Painful Bartylus to non toxic rosekiller my love
Painful bartylus where [pre emotional growth] Regulus was just excited someone liked him but Barty didnāt like Regulus he loved him
And Regulus didnāt love him back
Painful Bartylus where Reggie was not in the best mental space and couldnāt handle all of Bartyās Bartyness, told him he was too much, too loud, too weird even though Barty was trying so hard not to be
Painful Bartylus where the breakup wasnāt a big deal for Regulus because he figured neither of them were really that emotionally invested and they became friends again immediately but for Barty it was just a desperate attempt to keep Reg in his life
Then Evan Rosier who saw it all happen and couldnāt say anything because these were his two best friends but all he could think was how he could do it so much better, how he and Barty would be so good to each other
Evan Rosier who got the chance about a year later when he and Barty kissed on New Yearās Day and then proceeded to not stop kissing
Barty who was so terrified of losing Evan too and Evan finding it hard because heās not good at emotions but in every way he can, showing Barty he loved him with hugs and handholds and playing with his hair and Evanās lap becoming Bartyās new resting place
Evan figuring out heās ace and worrying Barty wonāt want him anymore
Barty saying I love you for the first time when Evan finally breaks down over itĀ
Evan not being able to say it back straight away and Barty not minding because he already knew from all the ways Evan showed him already
Evan finally saying it and Barty nearly bursting into tears because honestly he never thought in a million years he could ever be this happy
And because Iām on a roll w it
Regulus finally doing better when he starts dating James, Regulus who notices how it affects James when people call him weird or too much, Regulus who sees how different Barty is with Evan than he ever was with him
Regulus who REALISES.
Regulus who finally apologises.
I'm trying to prove something.
Marauders fans would understand