Kalen: Babe! You Had A Crush On Me? That's So Embarrassing!

*Artemis sitting in Wally's lap*

Wally: Pay attention to me

Artemis: We were just making out two seconds ago

Wally: I don't see your point

Connor talking to Wolf: Good boy! You make me so proud.

Wally: Thanks!

Connor: I couldn't not been more clearly talking to the wolf.

Robin: You know what I'm not feeling it anymore

Aqualad: What?

Robin: This plan, I'm just not feeling it anymore.

Robin: It's not even a good plan. Why did we even go with this shit?

Wally: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Robin: WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME I'M LIKE 12, A LITERAL CHILD, WHO PUTS THEIR TRUST IN A KID?!

Connor: Dogs deserve to live forever

Wally: and humans don't?

Connor: Absolutely not

Wally: Idiot

Dick: Ur mom

Wally: No yours

Dick: I’m adopted. Why would you say that.

M'gann: Everything is perfect, the world is amazing

Artemis: Weren't you just crying last night how much the world hates you?

M'gann: Shut it, we don't talk about dark times

Artemis: You can't just steal a guy's car

Jade: So you want me to chase him down and un-steal it

Kaldur: I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues.

Kaldur: They were not, as the kids say, awake.

Wally: Do you mean woke?

Kaldur: I did mean woke. But it's grammatically correct

Nightwing: I have a phobia of my own ass

Dick: You know what?! FUCK YOU! I'm going to go over there and cry, because you know what I am a whiny bitch who should get what I want.