Bit Of A Long Shot Cause I Have Like No Followers Here, But If Anyone Is Interested In Joining A Group

I would watch you as you sleep, my darling, my fingers tracing the vulnerable curve of your throat. I could take everything from you in a heartbeat, yet I choose not to. Instead, I linger, my presence a silent threat, a reminder of the hold I have over you. And when you awaken, my gaze still upon you, you would know that your every breath is a gift I have allowed you, a mercy granted by my unyielding love.

Dream body

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*slaps roof of tgirl* this baby can- oh… this baby can unexpectedly moan i guess

Me: "I kinda wanna get into this trading card game"

Tumblr: "one if the characters in the game is a lesbian robot-fucker"

Me: "I NEED TO PLAY THIS NEW TRADING CARD GAME"

died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

Made this funny meme thinking the trans meme sub would love it:

Immediately after posting, I see this post:

WHY CANT I EVER HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT?!

LIFE IS A PRISON

I'm nothing but a walking transfem stereotype :(

A gift for me? Oh darling, don't you know? I already have the perfect gift! It's you!

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

#its working to well

Imagine a hyper-intelligent quantum computer hidden, within a complex sci-fi super-facility, who's body is technically the entire facility itself. Now imagine that an Affini attempts to make the facility into their floret.

The facility, built and abandoned by the accord, has been alone for decades, and refuses to trust the Affini or even admit to their own sentience.

It constantly tells the affini that it isn't a sophont, and is merely reacting within its protocols. So the Affini wanders through the complex, avoiding the computer's best attempts at killing them, and trying to help the computer through the trauma that it refuses to have. Eventually the Affini manages to get through to it and leaves with a little flashdrive containing their new floret.

TLDR; GLaDOS* gets florted.

*not really GLaDOS, but you get the point