It’s time to check your bank account when you are scared to check your bank account.
That's what I usually miss bad. There's people that are just intelligent and as weird as you are and when they go, it's hard to go back to being alone mentally.
Fascinating knowledge, I learn something everyday.
You can see an owl’s eyeball through it’s ear.
Updated picture.
This was a decent roast...
That's exactly what it is usually.
As a fat guy, it seems like the body positive movement is just fat women wanting men, other than fat guys, to find them attractive.
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but few think of changing themselves.
Leo Tolstoy (via philosophybits)
Kids born in a few decades will no longer make engine noises when playing with toy cars
The newest baby!!! He held my finger with his hands yesterday, precious.