I am a much better proofreader the moment after I post something than the moment before.
This was a decent roast...
Hate isn’t the most dangerous thing, he’d said. Indifference is.
Lauren Oliver, Delirium (via booksqouted)
Very true, people will kill you... Or make you beg for it by the time they're done ridiculing you.
Nintendogs can’t die, but if you find your old DS, your voice will have changed so much that they won’t recognize you anymore.
I have an engineering degree and opposable thumbs, yet there’s no way I could weave together a durable nest out of random stuff in the yard that would remain in place on a tree branch after a rain. Yet a bird does this with a bird brain and her beak.
The stone fish is the most poisonous fish in the sea and one of the most dangerous in the world. It’s venom can kill a human within 20 very brutal minutes. An illustration of the Stone Fish releasing its venom can be seen above.
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