Meet Morty.
How can I ever appreciate happiness again when you were the first and only to bring me this experience in ten years. Now any form of happiness felt is followed by depression and regret.
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I have an engineering degree and opposable thumbs, yet there’s no way I could weave together a durable nest out of random stuff in the yard that would remain in place on a tree branch after a rain. Yet a bird does this with a bird brain and her beak.
Star Wars!
Amazing, the world would be a better place if people could use their minds as this squid did. Or you’d at least get away with more...
This squid doesn’t care about your “science” omg-humor.tumblr.com