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man i'm hungry if only there was some sort of delicious nutritious sexalicious snack availab- WOH IS THAT DR F INGERSMAN'S ALL NEW EXTRA SALTED HONEY ROASTED CHEESE AND TOASTED PRETZELS?? KEEP GOING IM CLOSE

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i ate one of those once and i blacked out for three days and woke up with 20k in my bank and my left nut missing from the sack, 10/10 taste though would recommend

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don't spread lies on my post boy it says on the tin it can't make your nuts vanish any more.

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whatever. i cast spell of nut banishment

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i WISHHHH EUGHE NOO I WANNA SLEEP PLEASE PLEASE AEGH

all that innovation and progress to come back to...steam

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

"i swear on my life, i always try.

but in my eyes, i can fly, sigh.

better luck next time."

ryokira. enough said.

I tried to re read hnk but i couldn't because every time phos came on i didn't want to see tiny baby sufferr

I’ve been re reading hnk and every five minutes I have to stop and cry because of how cute baby phos is

LOOK AT HIM

THIS POOR BOY HAS NO IDEA HES GOING TO BECOME GOD! HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT AN ENCYCLOPEDIA IS!!

HE HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THE TONAL SHIFT THAT IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE!!!

popped up right as I was getting in the blanket and closing up the buttons of my sweater

whatever you're doing right now, can you please get about 10% cozier? just a little tiny bit. 10% more comfy please

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

or not the right temperature by the time you reach the end

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore