Same friend different image π
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs
π: i have a romantic crush on you!
π: i want to make sure youβre happy
π: i have a friend crush on you!
π: im a little jealous of you
π: i just think youβre cute!
π: i wouldnt say no to a platonic marriage
π: im too shy to talk to you
π: i want to give you a hug!
π: i want to kiss you!
πͺ: id fight someone if they talked shit about you
π: im really glad i started following you!
π¬: we should talk more!
π: i think about you a lot
π: everything you say is great wtfβ¦
π§: you have excellent music taste!
π: your blog aesthetic is lovely!
π¨: you intimidate me
Ok so I have 3 friends, C, E, P, and one aquaintance, CG. I am bisexual, but my family (except sis) doesn't know, and I had no plans to come out to them or my friends.
I didn't even mean to come out to my friends but it just kinda happened on Friday during lunch cause I was tired and wanted to play Block Blast π.
For context, my school's mascot is a Buffalo. They have this Buffalo head mounted in the cafeteria. Recently, E has been making jokes that everyone at our Lunch table is related to the Buffalo head. E is his (she decided the Buffalo is a he) daughter, C is his sister, P is his cousin, CG is his pervy uncle π, and she said that I'm the buffalo's wife πππ
This is kinda what happened
Me (on my phone playing Block Blast): (is listening to E make jokes about us being related to the buffalo-unfazed because its been happing for about a week)
E: And (my name) is the buffalo's wife because she's gay (keep in mind she decided the Buffalo was a guy)
C:No she's straight guys.
My sleep deprived, Block Blast playing self: I'm not
Me:(face of slight panic cause i accidentally came out without intending too)
P:Aw yay she came out to us *starts clapping supportively cause she's pan*
CG: (laughs at her reaction cause he's bisexual)
C & E: (looks of slight surprise but accept it and continue making Buffalo family jokes)
Me: (too shocked to correct them about being bi, but happy that they seem supportive, gets a happy smile on my face)
E: Btw, (my name), the Buffalo is your grandfather as well as your husband!
Whats yalls most funniest coming out story I haven't really came out yet but ik some of y'all have funny coming out storys
nothing like watching the bee movie after state testing π
prev is actually a 300 year old vampire
@icantrememberwhoiwaslastdecember @er-idkhehe @sillylien & anyone else!
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
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Hc that sleep-deprived mari is and absolute beast.
It's 6am and she just got back from a battle with an akuma. She barely got any sleep cuz her school starts at 730 and she had to get ready. Except she's so tired that she lets her hair down, not bothering to wash it, throws on some clothes, grabs a pastry, and is out the door.
She doesn't even wait for the light to turn green. She walks across the street like she has nothing to live for and gets to school. On her way to homeroom, she gets weird looks, but it to tired to care/notice.
When she sits down, she immediately folds her arms and sleeps. When the teacher wakes her up, she can barley keep her eyes open.
So when lila makes a smart ass comment, Marinette loses it. She stands up, looks lila directly in the eye and goes,
"lila, maybe you should mind your own fucking business for once. I'm tired because I had to spend all night in the bakery with my parents, you know, working. I understand you have no idea what that's like, but some of use actually have lives. Maybe we don't spend all night obsessing over boys, or what we're gonna wear tomorrow, or how to style or hair; not that you would know anything about fashion with that hideous goddamn jacket."
And the room goes dead silent. Even hawkmoth is shocked at the sheer caliber of negative energy radiating off marinette.
Then our girl boss queen sits back down and goes to sleep. Even the teacher is scared to wake her.
Part of the PJO, Harry Potter, Odd Squad, MLB fandoms & more. She/her and currently identifies as bisexual.
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