Two Characters Who Understand Each Other Like No One Else Does And Therefore Hurt Each Other Like No

Let it Happen

there is an inherent tragedy when it comes to 49% kim dokja because he himself is doomed to never be enough for his companions by his very nature and this is of course a very cruel realization. especially when it leads to his companions reentering the scenarios and putting both themselves and him in life threatening danger. crazy experience to look around at the people fighting and almost dying and know its because they chose this over having a happy ending with just you. but i think if i were 49% i would take comfort in the fact that its not really because they don't love me, or can't be happy with me. its that they love all of me so much, even this part of me that i've lost, that they're willing to fight to put me back together again. then again, can you still conceptualize that as love for yourself when its a part of yourself neither you nor companions know? a complete stranger and your other half......more you than you are.....

My angel

yeehaw, baby!

Guess who wrote a poem about Kim dokja for an English assignment

only in bungou stray dogs do you get a detective agency consisting of one (1) detective, a catboy and some fourteen year olds, among others. and a mafia with members including someone whos half god Or Something, the personification of a sad angry wet cat, said mafia also employs far too many fourteen year olds. also theres a load of americans that live on a flying whale with members like a farmer and his eldritch horror boyfriend, and a goth writer with a pet raccoon who hasn't got over his crush from six years ago. and that's all without even mentioning dazai

Tim tells the Batclan he's going on a space mission with Young Justice for a few weeks, he's got everything sorted civilian side and his cases and patrol routes covered, and also if any of his usual Rogue's Gallery suddenly comes looking for him don't worry about it.

And all of that is fine and normal - except that last part hey Tim what the fuck does that mean?

and Tim just goes it's fine don't worry about it anyway gotta go bye! and then he just bounces

and everything is fine until not even a day later when Babs forwards them a video Red Robin uploaded to his social medias that is a music video of him (Red Robin) seductively lip-syncing along to Chappell Roan's "My Kink is Karma" against a backdrop of fail compilation clips of several of the villains Tim has a particular grudge against, including Azrael, Lex Luthor, and most prominently Ra's al Ghul.

so there's Tim, in a form-fitting catsuit styled like his Red Robin costume, in heels, feeling himself up with a video clip in the background showing Ra's tripping on his own robes and face planting into the brickwork, evidence he dyes out some of the gray in his hair, his sash coming undone and pants falling off in the middle of a fight, trying to swipe the effects of a glitterbomb off of himself, etc.

It all ends with the Mean Girls clip of "why are you so obsessed with me?"

The video is immediately viral.

(There's some clips of Red Hood in there fucking up but Jason can't even be mad because he's laughing so hard he's gonna throw up)

Tim's Rogues absolutely DO show up to Gotham looking for him, and while they all want revenge, Red Robin is THEIR arch enemy like HELL are they going to work with these other embarrassments, so they all start fighting each other and it is absolutely CHAOS (Lex decides discretion is the better part of valor and makes a statement that no of course he has nothing against Red Robin he has no idea why he was included in that video haha yes of course it was Very Funny when a bird accidentally pooped on his head he is Very Capable of laughing at himself Thank You, and then he quietly goes to one of his vacation houses and moodily drinks for several days waiting for things to blow over)

Tim, meanwhile, is having a wonderful vacation with Young Justice, catching up with Lobo and Slobo, chasing down some space pirates, and just getting out of Gotham and away from his Rogues trying to challenge him/seduce him/kill him/whatever.

Bruce is taking the constant psychic damage of having the image of softcore Red Robin erotica burned into his brain along with the realization that way, way, WAY too many of Tim's Rogues want to sleep with him like an absolute champ. (Dick is not taking it like a champ, Dick is taking it like an unhinged vengeful wraith and has had to be benched for trying to tear out Ra's throat with his teeth.)

Stephanie is having the Time of Her Life. Damian cannot look anyone in the eye and absolutely cannot look Ra's (or his mother who ALSO showed up prominently in the video) in the face and is Not Having the Time of His Life.

(Jason is with Steph on this one, he is having SUCH a blast, this is so fucking hysterical)

What do you mean "it's not normal to obsess over fictional character" like what do you do when you have a favorite character? Not read fanfictions about them?! Not search for fanart about them?! What do mean???