He's Trying Not To Smile In The First Pic

Do not disturb 💤

imagine getting chewed out by your husband for being self-sacrificial again

He touch

doodles i made while watching the latest @snapscube murder of sonic stream WAHOO!!!!

BEAST

when you hose down the rabbit suit at your haunted house job and get yelled at cus you're "damaging the attraction"

Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

(part 2)

Daily reminder that this is how tfp optimus see the kids:

Optimus prime becomes a western highway ghost story.

If you’re driving in the dead of night along those long stretches of highway in the western US you might just encounter a lone big rig who will drive along side you for miles. The truckers will blow their horns as they recognize his custom paint and trailer the truck will slow its steady speed to match them. Those truckers with cbs say that there’s someone to talk to in there but he seams sad and lonely. No one ever sees him stop. Some say he’s an angel who will lead rescue workers to crashes at the dead of night. Those unfortunate enough to wander the highways at night tell story’s of the truck that stopped and got them somewhere warm and safe for the night only to wake in the morning with large sums of money in there pockets and a small note apologizing for the low sum. Children and parents smile as he always honks his horn when asked. The people of the western highways know when you see big red you’re always taken care of no matter who you are or where you came from.

They're SO MARRIED