jaybirdbluebottle

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harlivy being girlfriends ✿ batcat... sponsored by Sinners (highly recommend it if you haven't seen it!)

after two months, almost 50 hours of work in total, it is finally here!!!!

my part of harrykim art trade with dear @lisqotch! i hope you all enjoy 🧡💚

during the process, i searched and tried a lot different techniques to render it exactly as i intended, redrew it many times, and i am very glad that it turned out the way it is!

i swear, absolutely every 49.5 hours of work was worth it, i enjoyed spending time with it so much that i would repeat it from this moment on.

i was comforted by so many people while working on this, thank you sooo much! this is for all of you, from 0039pf with lots of love 🪩🕺

song: cobra man - everybody party tonight

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

hecate

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

Joining the war on queerbait on the side of queerbait bc after a time you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical but is often true

really love them😭

You're out of touch I'm out of time But I'm out of my head when you're not around

[Disco Sapphics Zine]

I love when the DE skills mess up.

Goths aren't "true to seed" in the sense that the biological offspring of two goths do not necessarily grow up to be goth, though inheriting the inclination for it from both parents increases the odds significantly. That is not how goths naturally reproduce.

The process is actually quite sophisticated, and requires the presence of a full-grown goth to trigger it. A pupal-stage proto-goth, at this point completely indistinguishable from any other small human child, only needs to encounter a mature specimen once - and while the initial imprinting that ensues will only take seconds, the incubation period often takes more than a decade, even several.

The first visible step of the transformation is triggered when the dormant goth suddenly gains awareness that they have free will and can do whatever they want with their appearance. While the progress may be gradual, or seem like the transformation happened all at once overnight, the initial seed was planted years ago. And now, in full bloom, a fully-fledged mature adult goth may finally be happy.

And that's why it's important to sometimes look goth as fuck in the grocery store. You might be seen by small child who had previously hoped to die before adulthood because everything they've heard about becoming a grownup is just pure misery, who will then consequently think to themselves "actually nevermind, that's what I want to be when I grow up."

one day i'll see you again

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

What if, oc but in arcane

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

kay and edgeworth self defense class

Harry + Kim + Cuno in the grocery store (in no particular order)

Odysseus moment

Day 30: sudoku failure...

Can someone pls prove him wrong?

Damien Lavey et son oncle méga cool : Hellboy !!

Il avait commencer à se couper les cornes pour faire comme tonton avant de se prendre une giga raclée des darons

J'ai sûrement trop joué à Monster Prom ces derniers jour mais je veux battre ce putain de soleil !!

watched conclave

he was hardly monstrous then

youtube

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

this coding bs now makes it clear why techbros are evil, coding just brings out all of your primal rage and anger but you can't just destroy your computer so you become evil