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"I for one love the Penelope twist. The twist of her being the Black Baron, that is!"
Confessed by: Anonymous
I’ve been watching Red vs Blue’s Tumblr fandom go absolutely hogwild, making fake memes for hypothetical seasons they might have gotten instead of the highly contentious and fandom-sundering follow-up from a different creator they did get
anyway, here are some fresh memes I made about 2012′s Sly 4: Time Is A Thief
ok fine let's do this
since last time worked out quite good, I’m making another of these posts.
So if you blog about one of the following things reblog, so I’ll go following you! Ok, I need:
Rayman
Sly Raccoon
Homestuck (possibly something involving JohnRose, JohnKat, GamTav or RufDam)
Alice in Wonderland
Castle of Nations (or Law of Talos or Endzone)
Touhou Project
Frozen
Steampunk stuff
ASKBLOGS AND NSFW BLOGS ARE OK TOO, even if I’ll check them out before following!
heimkoheimkofan replied to your post “would anyone be interested if i fixed sly thieves in time or”
Go ahead and tell your ideas, i’m honestly curious.
BUCKLE UP IT’S GONNA BE LONG
and premise: i’m still using the time travel plot, because i DO have an original story for sly but i legit just want to fix thieves in time, not make a completely different story
to fix it properly the series should’ve ended with sly 3, but lets pretend we can go on
also important: while i’m referring at the main bad guy as le paradox, the main bad guy ISN’T the le paradox of TiT. he’s a stupid character with a stupid name and an even more stupid motivation to be the bad guy, i’m simply using his name as nameclaim for lack of other names.
VARIOUS CHANGES:
the gang doesn’t travel in time because le paradox is specifically attacking the clan; le paradox is stealing stuff that eventually would end up in the cooper vault without even knowing it, and coincidentally deleting SOME parts of the thievious racconus. le paradox themself isn’t even aware the cooper gang is fighting their team off until the medieval england level and isn’t doing anything about them for the time being
no sly doesn’t “misses thieving uwu”, he gets back in the gang because of the whole “hey the pages are missing” and “penelope disappeared”. carmelita catches him and instead of being sassy and being like “woopsies lol” ofc he’s sarcastic at first but immediatly realizes he fucked up.
carmelita herself is part of the gang from japan, but she actually acts like part of the gang just at the very end of the level, where she actually talks it out with sly. their situation is still a little worrisome at the beginning, but first of all we don’t have carmelita getting kidnapped (NEVER.) nor her threatening him over and over. they very slowly understand to find a way to get over the whole “yea i was faking amnesia” thing
the time machine works differently. you gotta write the very precise date and place to travel!!! questions “shouldn’t we go back when neyla paralyzed bentley then?” or “shouldn’t we directly stop clockwerk then?” happen over and over and they’re quite the big plot point. they’re doing what’s right, not what’s good for them.
sly doesn’t go around saying he’s one of the cooper, once again because of time paradox stuff, but tries to find excuses about being a big fan or something like that. the ancestors don’t know he’s a cooper but his name becomes important for them (other than for slytunkhamen ofc) and is a name used a lot after that time
…also im gonna say it murray’s gay and has a crush for someone they meet during their travels. that’s it. it’s canon now no longer a shitty joke
LEVELS ANCESTORS AND BOSSES:
feudal japan, still w rioichi except that he didn’t invent sushi because it’s stupid and he isn’t a stereotype. el jefe can stay
the wild west is the only good level except for the whole “carmelita gets kidnapped” level and of course her stupid ass flirting with tennessee. everything else is perfect. tennessee is perfect. toothpick is perfect. i really like this level and it’s exactly the same except for that one level and the finale of course
in a better world bob nor grizz exist. the third level is the caribbean during the 1800, and the ancestor is henriette “one eye” cooper because i love her big time. the gang makes lot of jokes about “oh my god we’re with pirates again” and she’s the only one of the ancestors who lowkey flirts with carmelita. dimitri is having the time of his life and throws parties on the ship. idk who the bad guy is so don’t ask :(
ill talk about the medieval england and the black knight later but know that ¾ of it is good and will stay. from penelope’s backstab onwards however it changes a LOT.
arabia can stay but it’s during the 40 thieves golden era, making salim a Big Boss instead of whatever the hell that was. no bellydance minigame. mrs decibel is a victim of circumstances and eventually helps the gang. i need to change her a lil but ill think about it
instead of paris, the final level would be ancient egypt. again i’m gonna talk about it later :3c
VERY BIG CHANGES I’M GONNA PUT UNDER READ MORE BECAUSE IT’S LONG AND I’M GONNA TALK ABOUT THE WHOLE PENELOPE BULLSHIT AND THE BIG TWIST IN EGYPT HELL YEAH
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Doesn’t matter if you write in a frequent basis, or once in a blue moon, just how many of us are there?
"REDESIGN PENELOPE" (Sly Cooper)
THERES NO NEED TO SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!but she also is perfect i would add just a tail :(
like this ^
Sly4 Penelope
Both her in game and cutscene alts.
She has very baggy pants
These were originally posted on kofi months ago. if you'd like to see more content, or support me in general, feel free to check ii out HERE!
Thieves In Time Redux Meme #6
Episode 2, for context. This happens just before Cooper For Hire.
Bentley's a bit overprotective, isn't he? And you can't blame him. His girlfriend did run off on her own last episode... The fact that she's also being targeted by kidnappers doesn't help, either...
He does agree to her request, though. Mainly because Murray's also going to be there.
I gotta say. Sometimes it's way more fun writing memes for my fanfiction than actually working on it.
Thieves In Time Redux Meme #5
Our four heroes after Episode 5. All Rolled Up.
The worst part? The truth comes out right after our heroine starts feeling like she's part of a family again.
Writing the end to this episode is going to be so painful... because we get to watch all that trust Penelope built up come crashing down.
Don't worry... She will redeem herself.
Thieves In Time Redux Progress Meme
Because the fun stuff is in the later episodes.
I'm still working on Paris. Just... at a slower rate than before.
As I may have already said, I'm a sucker for a good redemption arc.
I'm always on the hunt for more.
Thieves In Time Redux Meme #4
Here's Episode 4 in a nutshell...
And the best part? She does it all without any of the other heroes figuring out she was behind the Black Knight's creation.
And everyone ends up absolutely adoring her. Especially Bentley. He's gonna be so proud of her... The reason? She started this adventure not even wanting to go. To see her going this hard is damn impressive.
Writing this episode is going to be so much fun...
For extra fun, imagine this playing during the second phase of Raleigh's boss fight.
And this for the second phase against Robo-Penelope.
Thieves In Time Redux Meme #3
Oblivious Guilt Slinging at its finest. With a massive splash of Becoming The Mask. And it keeps going until Le Paradox reveals her secret during All Rolled Up. In case you forgot, that's the tail end of Episode 5.
Thieves In Time Redux Meme #2
For context, this is one of Penelope's actions during Something's Fishy. Episode 1. It's during a newly added RC Car segment.
For more context, this "gate" is something she could have opened in seconds. It's something she designed herself.
And these "higher expectations" might make future snooping sessions a bit harder. Whoops. And even worse, she comes out of this one empty-handed.
But at least her boyfriend and honorary older brother like her better now?
I forgot about my Thieves in Time Rewrite ideas so Imma just post them here:
The story will have three major plot points: the first is the disappearance of Inspector Fox, the second is a robbery of the time travel technology by the Villains - which Sly is framed for because his calling card was left at the scene, and the third is the erasure of the Thievious Raccoonus.
Sly is obviously distraught by all of this, but Bentley, Penelope and Murray break him out of jail.
Penelope betrayal arc is scratched. Instead she helps them by staying in Paris.
Bentley recruits the original creator of the Time Travel technology, Dr. Paradox. A disgraced genius scientist and historian who was robbed of his plans by the Villains. He is going to be a crow.
The Villains are an organization simply called The Plague. You'll find out why they're called that eventually.
El Jefe is scratched. He is replaced with a japanese rabbit named Usagi.
Toothpick is kept, but he is from America instead of Russia, and has a western accent. He also doesn't get large when he's upset. That was just odd.
The Grizz is kept, he is just moved to Medieval England. Also he isn't an artist he's just a former rapper who didn't make it big.
Decibel is scratched, she is replaced with a female fennec fox who goes by the codename Oasis. Her motives are unknown, but it is rumored she was formerly with Interpol.
The levels go as followed: Feudal Japan, Old American West, Ice Age (yes I'm keeping it, you'll understand why later), Medieval England, Ancient Arabia, and back to Paris. I'm debating adding a bonus level, or making the rewrite also end on a cliffhanger and then writing a part 2.
Riochi is the same, Tennessee is the same, Bob is renamed "Kuba" (seriously? Bob? Unoriginal), Galleth is the same, and Salim is buff and younger by a few decades like the Thievious Raccoonus depicts him.
There's a huge plot twist (hint: it's an unexpected betrayal), and it's followed by another reveal.
These are the final titles of each Episode:
Episode 1: Samurai Away (play on Spirited Away)
Episode 2: Unrest in the Old West
Episode 3: The Land Before Crime
Episode 4: Kings and Thieves
Episode 5: Arabian Heists
Carmelita does reappear eventually, but NOT in the Old West. And I'm not telling you yet because Spoilers.
I don't know when I'll start this project for sure. It's going to be a huge undertaking, and once I'm done with Pillow Talk I'll probably focus on it more.
Episode 1 Progress (Thieves In Time Redux)
And here's what I've been focusing on...
I don't know. You tell me how to write anything that goes on in that geisha house. And Rioichi's dialogue.
My solution is to find stuff for Penelope to do in the background so I don't have to worry about anything Rioichi does. And it's perfect because at this point in the story, Penelope's not exactly going to be a team player yet.
I don't dislike Rioichi. I just don't want to write for him.
Thieves In Time Redux Super Duper Abridged
In which our heroine, Penelope, gets roped into a time travelling journey.
Paris Tutorial: How did I wind up in this mess?
Episode 1: I'm not feeling up to this...
Episode 2: What's truly important to me?
Episode 3: I've been on the wrong side this whole time!
Episode 4: Time to start being a hero again!
Episode 5: Now comes the part where I pull my weight...
Episode 6: And now the part where I redeem myself!
Thieves In Time Redux: Paris Tutorial Progress
Here's how I've been dividing my time so far...
Intro Cutscene: %100 finished
Sly: %97 finished
Bentley: %47 finished
Penelope: %64 finished
Murray: %25 finished
Final (running into Carmelita): %35 finished
The hardest parts are overhauling Bentley's segment and writing an entirely new segment for Penelope.
I'm also pretty bad at writing action and fight scenes right now. Murray might have to wait a while.
And in hindsight, so will the part where our four heroes floor it into a time portal.
That means I'm roughly %61 done with the tutorial. Give or take a few points.
Thieves In Time Redux status
Here's how it's going in a nutshell...
I can't help it if the final mission of Episode 4 is so fun to imagine. My revenge against the vanilla game is going to go so hard.
Penelope is going to come out of this one as a total badass. Who's on the right side as she was always meant to.
By the way, none of these episodes are finished yet. Not even the Paris Tutorial. The only finished part is the intro cutscene, where our four heroes get their first lines.
Sly Cooper Characters as Firefly Quotes
Sly: “I aim to misbehave.”
Bentley: “It’s a real burn, being right all the time.”
Murray: “Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.”
Carmelita: “Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”
Neyla: “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”
Penelope: “I can kill you with my brain.”
Dimitri: “Your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.”
Riochi: “I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.”
Tennessee: “If anyone gets nosy just...y’know, shoot em.” “Shoot em?” “Politely.”
Bob: “Shiny.”
Galleth: “Time for some thrilling heroics.”
Salim: “Is that him?” “That’s the buffet table.” “...Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?”
Feel free to add more characters/alternative quotes.
Thieves In Time Redux Meme #2
For context, this is one of Penelope's actions during Something's Fishy. Episode 1. It's during a newly added RC Car segment.
For more context, this "gate" is something she could have opened in seconds. It's something she designed herself.
And these "higher expectations" might make future snooping sessions a bit harder. Whoops. And even worse, she comes out of this one empty-handed.
But at least her boyfriend and honorary older brother like her better now?
Bentley = sniping & typing
Murray = punching & munching
Carmelita = tailing & jailing
Sly = thieving………………………. & grieving. :(
Thieves In Time Redux Mission Recaps
Here's what happens in each mission:
Paris Tutorial Intro: Our four heroes break into a museum to steal a dagger so they can travel through-- wait, hold up. Four?!
Sly Cooper, The Thief: A museum break-in goes almost according to plan.
Bentley, The Brains: A turtle and mouse run through a sewer system, then get separated.
Penelope, The Wild Card: A mouse feels overprotected and underestimated as she reunites with her other half.
Murray, The Brawn: A hippo cleans house with some weak rat guards.
Carmelita, The Ex-Girlfriend: One secret-keeper escapes suspicion by the skin of their teeth while another gets caught in the act.
Episode 1 Intro: The van goes on its maiden voyage as Penelope reconsiders her life choices.
Photo Op: Our heroes settle in while Sly does recon work.
Breakout: Sly breaks his first ancestor out of prison.
Sushi House Startup: Penelope does background research while Rioichi reclaims his sushi restauraunt.
Something's Fishy: A turtle, hippo, and mouse go fishing in a not-so-secret fishing hole.
Pretty In Pinker: Murray embraces his feminine side while Penelope does more background work.
Tiger Tail: Penelope convinces Bentley to take her place so she can go snooping around elsewhere.
Spiked Sushi: Rioichi spikes his sushi while Penelope does even more background work.
Altitude Sickness: Our heroes deal with El Jefe. Also, Penelope tries to go rogue.
Episode 2 Intro: A mouse gets parented as the team ventures off west.
Under Arrest: Sly gets himself arrested to save another of his ancestors.
Jailhouse Blues: Sly tries to break Tennessee out of prison. Meanwhile, Penelope re-examines her priorities.
Cooper For Hire: Scorpions attack a turtle. Tennessee reclaims his cane from Toothpick.
Saloon Bug: Lots of guards see double while Penelope snoops around in a saloon's air vents.
Blind Date: Penelope stays behind while everyone else tries to save a captured Carmelita.
Jail Break: Penelope, Carmelita, and Tennessee try to break the boys out of Toothpick's jail. At the same time, Penelope sees a dark future.
Grand Key Larceny: Murray, Sly, Carmelita, and Penelope compete to win keys to free the Cooper Van from its prison.
OP: Gold Digger: Our heroes reclaim their van, steal some gold, then take Toothpick down.
Episode 3 Intro: Our heroes get stranded in prehistory. A hot-headed fox storms off on her own.
Stone Age Reconnaissance: Sly scours a prehistoric ice age for missing time machine parts.
Unexpected Ties: Sly finds an ancestor in a cave wolf.
Getting Stronger: Bob gets training in, then someone else falls ill. Spoiler alert: It's Penelope who gets sick.
Going Up: A benched Murray searches for healing herbs while Bob scales a mountain.
Starving Starving Hippo: Murray searches for more healing herbs while reclaiming time machine parts from penguins.
Ice Ice Bentley: Bentley goes searching for healing herbs while tagging The Grizz.
Duty Calls: Sly chases The Grizz, then runs into a familiar fox… Meanwhile, Penelope sees the error of her ways.
OP: Jurassic Thievery: The Grizz gets his tail handed to him by a hippo and a newly reformed mouse.
Episode 4 Intro: Penelope treads familiar ground while evading suspicion.
Shopping Spree: Sly goes material hunting.
Juggling Act: Sly releases another ancestor from his prison.
Cane Swipe: Sly reclaims Sir Galleth's cane.
Eye In The Sky: Sir Galleth strikes down some evil-eyed blimps.
Mechanical Menace: A lady slays a mechanical dragon for a knight. Meanwhile, Sly gets relationship advice.
Short Supply: Our heroes systematically shut down some systems of the Black Knight.
Untitled SSH: Penelope's kidnappers are identified at last.
Hard Target: Sly engages in target practice, but trouble arises afterwards…
Princess Out Of Distress, Part 1: A somewhat distressed princess escapes from a tower.
Princess Out Of Distress, Part 2: A princess and her knight in a shining wheelchair defeat a robotic impostor. Confessions are made.
OP: Frog Trap: Sir Raleigh gets royally clapped by a reformed traitor and her blissfully ignorant friends.
Episode 5 Intro: A scorching hot desert does nothing to douse a mouse's rising spirits.
Lost And Found: Sly searches around for yet another ancestor.
Open Sesame: Sly pays a price with some priceless gems.
Rug Rats: Salim finds and frees the first of his friends.
Up In Smoke: A turtle and mouse double team some air defenses.
Copy Cats: A raccoon, a hippo, and a mouse get trapped in a cave.
Heavy Metal Meltdown: Miss Decibel gets a taste of modern music… and hates it.
???????????: Penelope finally starts to feel like she belongs in a real family.
All Rolled Up: A terrible secret is exposed. An elephant is also trounced by a mouse and her friends.
Episode 6 Intro: The boys make a deal with the traitor in their ranks.
The Final Plan: Penelope nearly cracks under the pressure while preparing for what may be her final mission.
Deja Vu All Over Again, Part 1: Penelope works to redeem herself for real.
Deja Vu All Over Again, Part 2: Le Paradox's plot finally meets its end.
Epilogue: Everything is wrapped up. Our heroes prepare for a new adventure in the present day.
Here's what it should have looked like...
It's the prologue in a nutshell.
On top of this, her blueprints for said blimp also get stolen.
Just a meme I made for my Thieves In Time rewrite. It's on DeviantArt.
Just a meme I made for my Thieves In Time rewrite. It's on DeviantArt.
I think I finally understand why people write fanfiction. it’s so aggravating when a piece of media doesn’t engage with its premise - like maybe the implications were too dark, maybe if we followed it to its logical conclusion the main character would be irredeemable, maybe it’s too complicated, maybe it’s too flavourful (weird, horny, unflattering) so we only get a liiiitle bit of it sprinkled on top of an otherwise generic story
whatever the reason, we end up with a diet lite homogenized version of what the initial story promised us. it makes me pace around my house biting at my thumb, going “no…..no it could’ve been better…..I could’ve made it better…..”
