Gosh He's Gonna Be The Death Of Me For Sure

My contribution to this meme

the fact that this is a real ad for the game and not a tumblr shitpost sends me into oblivion

for new followers: i love abortion, drag queen story times, reparations, stripper unions, marxist ideology, all decolonial efforts, drug addicts, welfare queens, trans activists, sex ed in schools, rioting, and of course looting ❤️ death to america 🫡

Wayne Galas: exist

Fanfic writers: this setting can fit so many scenarios

the closet is GLASS

james and sirius really do match each others freaks and i love them for that

HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.