I Got A Comment Today That Said Smth Along The Lines Of "I Didn't Wanna Be Weird Commenting On A Four

Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

You know your IDGAF attitude has gotten further than you expected once you realized you're literally ignoring half of the student body at this point

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me

The freak autistic girl who rambles about her interests and has 30 billion weird kinks does exist btw, it's just that she's usually also a little fat so nobody wants to hear it.

Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical

I'm about to drop the sickest Lord of the Rings theory yet

So plants emit ultrasonic high-pitched "screams" when in distress, the only thing is that they're too high-pitched for humans to hear. However, researchers think that insects and even some mammals might be able to hear them, possibly even dogs.

Elves are known for being extremely in-tune with nature, both in folklore and in Tolkien's works. They're also shown to have senses beyond anything humans can even comprehend, both in terms of eyesight and hearing. They also have extremely long, pointed ears.

So, I raise you this: Can Elves hear plants scream?

Reminder to self:

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up