He Might Be 6’0 And Built Like A Brick But I See The Rage Of A Teenage Girl In His Eyes

no no no

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

new trend called 'heavenmaxxing' basically where you be really kind to others and help little old ladies cross the road & stuff

it's 12 am and i'm having a brainrot about...

childhood friends to "let's become pen pals" to "are you okay, why are we drifting away?" to "I don't know what's going on but this sudden lack of communication between us is scaring me" to "I think it's better off if we won't be friends anymore" to strangers to "I know it's been a while but I'm still unsure if we should talk to each other" to "okay, let's just keep the atmosphere between us be really cold and awkward, okay" to "I still want to talk to you though, could you please stop ignoring me?" to "so that's how it is, huh? after all those years- then, fine" to enemies to "things are getting out of hand but let's continues to antagonize each other anyways" to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and depressed and I'm not a total asshole so I tried helping you" to "accidental normal conversation about reminiscing our past that's just kept between us" to "I can't be mean to you anymore coz it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "fine, I'll make an effort to be nice to you know I guess?" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other, I just realized how you're still the same old softie you once was (...at least to me)" to "mutual/other friends noticing the suggestive tensions obvious in their atmosphere" to "constant teasing" to "I think we're friends again but I'm not gonna that because I'm afraid you don't feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? that's cool" to friends to "uncovering each other's reasons of drifting apart and filling the lack of communication that was empty before" to "unintentional confession" to lovers

Mary when Matthew is walking home in S1 E5

You were sure your girlfriend knew your secret identity, so you were happy to flirt with her both in and out of costume. But today she confessed to cheating on you. With you.

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

It's James Freaking Potter

honestly you all are so annoying because motherhood IS interesting but fandom people are simultaneously obsessed with deciding that every woman has motherly qualities and completely disinterested in actually exploring motherhood as a role that informs a character. I do think exploring a character being a mother can be wildly interesting if they are canonically one, but because of misogyny, people just view motherhood as a totally unremarkable naturalized state that all women must inhabit!