Manager In The Fanfiction Universe: I Don't Care How Many Flower Petals You're Coughing Up. You Need

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

IT WAS THE MOMMY ISSUES FOR ME

i would have a THREESOME w both wdym 🤨🤨🤨

Guys I have no self awareness. Do I seem like a Gojo girlie or a Geto girlie? 😭

the fact that this is a real ad for the game and not a tumblr shitpost sends me into oblivion

The freak autistic girl who rambles about her interests and has 30 billion weird kinks does exist btw, it's just that she's usually also a little fat so nobody wants to hear it.