As a Parisian I was so ready to bitch on the Olympics but omfg these are the most entertaining games I have ever seen. So far we have:
Korean shooting lady creating an epidemic of bi panic
51yo way-too-casual shooting guy who might or might not actually be a hitman
Muffin man
Leon Marchand probably being Percy Jackson in disguise
Snoop Dog the n°1 Team USA cheerleader
The skateboarders’s bus going down so all the athletes had skate together through Paris to go to the competition, like a bunch of bffs
Clark Kent of gymnastics
i just think that Duke Thomas should like oink at Dick Grayson. I think that when Dick tries to come in Duke’s room and have like a weird sibling heart-to-heart, Duke’s like “u got a warrant, pig???” and Dicks like 👁️👄👁️. Duke passive-aggressively hands Dick a doughnut. And Dick doesn’t rrly get shit for being a cop/having been a cop bc most ppl assume he’s a stripper, so this is new to him.
When I was 20 and got married, older women loved to try to scare me with stories of what it's like to live with a man.
My marriage is wonderful 20 years later.
Through my 20s into my 30s, older women loved to try to predict when my baby fever would kick in and they'd tell me horror stories of motherhood.
We chose not to have kids and baby fever never hit me.
Now, I'm in my 40s and older women love to tell me about how I'm going to suffer through menopause. They gleefully recount hot flashes, the weight gain, how I'll have to "work harder to be a woman".
I'm not even perimenopausal. I'm only 41. I know about menopause. It's not a secret.
Can women just let women age? This isn't support. This is aggression in pink.
cult leader husbands
”match my freak” match my melancholy. be nostalgic about a past you weren’t even that happy in. find something to be haunted about throughout every second of your day
kofi request: Tsuyu, Bakugo, and Ochako hanging out. I made them work on a group project together, i think they'd make a very fun and competent team lmao
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tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin
Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.