I don't fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I'm like "Oh Neptune" and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up
If I'm like "I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie" and someone's like "Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?" I am pulling the nearest fire alarm
now that deku is quirkless again he's got plentyyy of time to do a semester abroad / take a gap year with his good friend rody
the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need
when your crime lord son has glow in the dark eyes
we lost the whole emo band dawg. rip :((
Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation
Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast
all that bimbo girl dinner girl math “i’m too pretty to understand the economy” passenger princess shit is not subversive. it does not make men mad. it is not reclamation. the joke is on you. they are laughing at you, not with you, and the tradition of women who play to men’s most heinous views of women in order to get a bag is long and established. these women are apart of that legacy no matter what idiotic, hyperonline choice feminism spin they try to give it. it is never and never will be progressive to treat women as though we are naturally incompetent and incapable