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Art by:  Silvia Leija

Captain Marvel #1 (2016)

Tara Butter & Michele Fazekas, Kris Anka, Matthew Wilson

femslash february 2019 ➝ @badnewsmouse​ requested rei hino and usagi tsukino (sailor moon)

we always fought, but it was fun. i have to say it, just in case something happens. // oh, wait! i understand! i’ll do the rest by myself! i’ll beat them all, and i’ll come home, so go back home ahead of me! i don’t want you to die! // oh, come on, no one says i have to die! okay, rei’s gonna take care of them real quick!

A day late, but I care not. 

Now let’s go have a ton of chocolate.

Arizona Republic, Phoenix, September 20, 1942

🎆👑🎂happy birthday, jemma simmons!🎂👑🎆

The root of 98% of Europe’s shit throughout history can be accurately recreated by dropping a sleeve of oreos in the center of a throng of toddlers and standing back to watch the carnage.

PRINCESS

mcu meme - [8/8 female characters] | shuri

“Just because something works, doesn’t mean that it cannot be improved.”

john mulaney played spider-ham because he’s horny for death. 

Cassie Lang appreciation post.

Excellent points, but I feel like the key word here is PREPARED. 

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

MAKE UPPERCUT JONES A LOVE INTEREST. 

Sent by anonymous

‘Tom Sato was given the most realistic body we have seen on a LI so far. Please more bodies like his! Also, I’d love a LI with a body like Uppercut Jones! Everyone deserves some representation. And if you only want to date the kind we have already, that’s okay too! They’d still be included, just not the only options.’

POST/CONFESSIONS DO NOT REFLECT THE MOD’S PERSONAL OPINIONS!

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse by Shiyoon K part3

I mean when you put it like that..

Dr. Foster did his best to keep me safe. But others at S.H.I.E.L.D. saw an opportunity in my affliction.

The Battle of New York was the end of the world. This, now, is the new world. People are different.

Female Awesome Meme: [3/10] female characters who deserve better – Nebula (MCU)

“I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly… piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day.”

The Pennsylvania Ballet shared the following Facebook post

Pennsylvania Ballet

“A Facebook user recently commented that the Eagles had “played like they were wearing tutus!!!” Our response: “With all due respect to the Eagles, let’s take a minute to look at what our tutu wearing women have done this month: By tomorrow afternoon, the ballerinas that wear tutus at Pennsylvania Ballet will have performed The Nutcracker 27 times in 21 days. Some of those women have performed the Snow scene and the Waltz of the Flowers without an understudy or second cast. No ‘second string’ to come in and spell them when they needed a break. When they have been sick they have come to the theater, put on make up and costume, smiled and performed. When they have felt an injury in the middle of a show there have been no injury timeouts. They have kept smiling, finished their job, bowed, left the stage, and then dealt with what hurts. Some of these tutu wearers have been tossed into a new position with only a moments notice. That’s like a cornerback being told at halftime that they’re going to play wide receiver for the second half, but they need to make sure that no one can tell they’ve never played wide receiver before. They have done all of this with such artistry and grace that audience after audience has clapped and cheered (no Boo Birds at the Academy) and the Philadelphia Inquirer has said this production looks “better than ever”. So no, the Eagles have not played like they were wearing tutus. If they had, Chip Kelly would still be a head coach and we’d all be looking forward to the playoffs.“ Happy New Year!”

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S!

mcu meme - [7/8 female characters] | hope van dyne/wasp

“It’s about damn time.”

Last ruck of 2018.

all the parallels I could find in the trailers

My dream is to have food that doesn’t make me or my family sick. 

Merry Christmas from me and cookie Sailor Jupiter. 

Same Cap. Same.

National Parks during a shutdown

During federal government shutdowns many national parks are open with the vast majority of National Park Rangers off-duty. Law enforcement rangers will be required to work (but won’t be paid). So if you’re visiting a National Park during a shut down please be considerate to the rangers you see. And please help us. There’s fewer rangers so step in to stop/report quickly any criminal activities you see. Also since most of the staff is out rescues will take longer and take up more resources so PLEASE try to limit taking risks with the understanding that you might have to wait longer for help than usual. Above all please help us take care of the park, last shutdown saw significant increases in vandalism and poaching and we need your help (in lieu of congressional/presidential help) to protect the parks.

No, 8 year old cousin, for the fifth time, I do not want to watch Five Nights at Freddy's with you.