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Gotta love dogs you throw a ball and they come back with a potato
Day 2049 - 18 November 2016
Thank you for the past 20 years.
Happy Pokemon Sun and Moon release day!
.//projectTiGER
Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:
Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
Nature control
Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
evolves to a badass beast
He’s too freaking strong
up for hugs
He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
He can dance
This is honestly the only way I can accurately describe watching this movie as an adult pokemon fan.
Things I love in Fallout 4
Because I’ve seen like six of these posts and I needed to make my own. This game deserves so much love.
Deacon popping up in random places trying to be stealthy but we all know it’s him our 6th playthrough around
Also how Deacon wears shades with every disguise so at this point his outfits are practically pointless
The little things the companions do when they’re just walking around your settlement like Preston whistling or Cait humming
Raider background conversations. They’re all hilarious
Strong hating everything you do is honestly a mood and despite how frustrating it can be it’s actually funny
Kent Connolly getting so excited when you help him and just Kent in general
The “______ Loved That.” notification from basically every companion
Nick’s accent and voice acting. In every situtation
The way Nick sounds so choked up and emotional during his affinity quest like gosh I cried during that whole Eddie Winter thing
The ENTIRE Brain Dead quest in Far Harbor and how overly dramatic your character is when talking like a cheesy old detective film
Getting “Valentine Liked That.” as a notification when you uncover a clue in a detective case
The Sole Survivor talking like the Silver Shroud in the Silver Shroud quests and then “You’re through, son.” from Nick
Shooting at nothing with Hancock as a companion and him asking in a very freaked tone “Wait, you see ‘em, too?!”
The implication from that dialogue that Hancock is high at that moment and possibly every moment he’s with you
X6-88 basically going “Pardon my French” and then bluntly and explicitly stating how freaking awesome you are when you raise your affinity with him
The whole Confidence Man quest
Vadim Bobrov’s cheerfulness and accent and then Yefim Bobrov’s constant doneness with his brother
“I killed a man for this bar. Hahaha, only joking! He is dead though.”
Every single song on Diamond City Radio
Travis Miles’s nervousness pre-Confidence Man
Travis being confident after Confidence Man and thanking the Sole Survivor for helping him so sweetly on the radio
The things your Sole Survivor will say to wasteland animals and beasts when they pacificy them with the Wasteland Whisperer perk
“Don’t you remember, Eddie? It’s me! Your old pal Shamus/Molly McF***Yourself.”
Nick and Hancock roasting racists in Vault 81 and the BOS
Preston’s genuine anger and despair when you take him back to Quincy. You can feel the poor guy’s pain and regret
The Unlikely Valentine quest animation
The way a piece of the main Fallout 4 theme plays when you get an important/main quest
Synth Shaun’s comments on your companions
The way certain companions will say something nice and warm to you after you do something generous or kind for somebody
Piper’s hand movements and the way she makes her voice deeper when imitating people
The Nuka World Mascot being a complete douche to you in a super cheerful tone
The nice comments the Diamond City guards make about Nick when you’re traveling with him as your companion like “Nicky’s good people”
Also Nick offering to help a random resident even though the person clearly despises him and Nick checking up on a past client gently to make sure he’s doing okay
X6-88’s portrayed fear of heights when you make him get in a Vertibird
Going to kill the Red Death with the Mariner and packing all sorts of freaking ammo and mini nukes only to figure out it’s a freaking tiny mirelurk with glowing red eyes
The fact that MacCready said he was trying to be a better person for his promise to Duncan but yet he still likes it when you steal or break the law 90% of the time it’s just funny to me I love him
Meeting Hancock for the first time and he literally kills a person for you within 5 seconds of knowing you
Curie’s accent and excitement at everything
Codsworth saying your Sole Survivor’s name (if he can) and calling you sir/mum.
The ability to let your Sole Survivor say they forgive Kellogg after seeing his memories in the Dangerous Minds quest
Virgil
Encouraging Miss Edna to confess her love to Mr. Zwicky and then them getting married
The chapel in Diamond City
Sturges and his personality and accent
Danse saying “Outstanding”
Dogmeat’s little bark when you ask how he’s doing
The companions’ comfort upon seeing your dead spouse
Maxing affinity with your companions and being showered with compliments when you ask about your relationship
The implication that Hancock and Nick are friends
Billy reuniting with his family in the Kid in a Fridge quest
The entire noir mobster-like display during Unlikely Valentine and Skinny Malone’s stuttering when you convince Darla to go home
Deacon trying to lie you into the Railroad by making up awesomely impossible stories about you after literally traveling with you for one mission
Doctor Teddy Wright being such a nice guy in Far Harbor
Curing Andre of his ailment and then comforting him when he basically contemplates suicide
How Old Longfellow doesn’t gripe about you collecting junk and mentions that all junk can be useful and just THANK YOU MAN FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
Moe Cronin getting so excited about “baseball”
The excitement I feel when The Wanderer comes on Diamond City Radio
Supermutants shouting “RAGE! RAAAAAGE!” when in combat
“You have a robot butler?! Man… I wish I had a robot butler!”
The fact that Codsworth waited TWO HUNDRED YEARS FOR YOU TO COME HOME like what an ANGEL
Hancock calling you Sunshine if he’s romanced
Preston calling you Babe if he’s romanced
The rare occasion that Nick calls the female Sole Survivor “Doll”
How upon reaching the first affinity check with Nick the first thing he does is check up on you and make sure your doing okay, and then he proceeds to tell you about his adapting in the wasteland just what an ANGEL
MacCready’s “I didn’t know you could do THAT with mutfruit”
Cait’s accent
The companion’s comments when you get in power armor and then Danse just going “Now that’s what I call locked and loaded!” and then X6 going “Light ‘em up, ma'am/sir!” while both getting the “Liked That” response
Also Nick’s little sweet “I can barely tell us apart!”
When you have to do something you KNOW a companion is going to dislike but you literally have no choice, so if you’re like me you walk to another room and make them wait there while you do whatever it is you were doing
How the companions will angrily call you out whenever you murder someone like YES tell the bad person off sweetie
The sarcastic responses from your Sole Survivor
Magnolia’s singing
The Vault-Tec Rep being the absolute purest soul in Goodneighbor and just how happy he is when you say you’ll come visit him
Asking Codsworth “Your Thoughts?” and his jokes he’ll tell
Telling Desdemona you would lay down your life for a synth and getting “Valentine Loved That.”
Saving Kent Connolly and getting a “Loved That” response from different companions
The default background music in Sanctuary
The Railroad HQ music
Tinker Tom man
Getting positive reactions from companions like Preston and Deacon when you do things for their faction
The little kids in the Diamond City school talking about what they want to be when they grow up
“STRONG SMASH”
Giving the mama Deathclaw her egg back and it making her tame around you
Getting a mostly happy ending to Far Harbor and Kasumi reuniting with her family
Nick’s understandable despair when he’s trying to figure out about his past with DiMA
Nick and DiMA’s brotherly conversations when you convince Nick to accept him as his brother
Helping Cait overcome her chem addiction
The way Hancock looks whenever he’s sad is like a puppy
Standing up for Danse in Blind Betrayal
Whenever something makes a companion smile really big
Strong pronouncing things funny like “MACK-REE-DEE” for MacCready
How uncomfortable a lot of the companions get when talking about aliens with Jack Cabot
Fighting things in a dark abandoned subway as you happily listen to “BONGO BONGO BONGO I DON’T WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO”
Companions glitching through the elevators 90% of the time and talking to them as only their nose sticks out of the wall
Quicksaving and then reloading every time you don’t pass a hard speech check
KL-E-0 in Goodneighbor “I’m a woman, baby. Can’t you tell?”
But my FAVORITE line from her… “Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except for suicidal depression. That is unfortunately not packageable.”
There’s more but I reached the max text block limit on this post. DARN. I could keep going for a while! I might just add more… In a reblog… I love this game too much.
Rest In Peace Daisy over half my life you were my only friend I’m going to miss you pup
If I have a cat being antisocial with me does that still mean I’m antisocial?
DEADASS!!!
no offens but people being overworked to death in industries like animation and making video games is a huge issue… like holy shit i’d prefer my favorite anime being delayed or a video game’s release being a bit late if it means people don’t suffer under intense conditions and stress
6 zoo myths that arent true
1. The accuser uses the press instead of the process.
Every company has a slightly different process for harassment and assault complaints. Often it begins with a neutral investigator being assigned to interview the accuser first, then potential corroborating witnesses. When an accuser is eager to share with the media but reluctant to meet with an investigator, it’s a flag.
2. The accuser times releasing the accusation for an advantage.
For example, when the accuser holds the allegation until an adverse performance rating of the accuser is imminent, or serious misconduct by the accuser is suddenly discovered, or the accused is a rival for a promotion or a raise, or the accused’s success will block an accuser’s political objective. It’s a flag when the accusation is held like a trump card until an opportunity arises to leverage the accusation.
3. The accuser attacks the process instead of participating.
The few times I’ve been attacked for “harassing” the victim, it has always followed an otherwise innocuous question about the accusation, such as: Where, when, how, why, what happened? I don’t argue with accusers, I just ask them to explain the allegation. If I’m attacked for otherwise neutral questions, it’s a red flag.
4. When the accused’s opportunity to mount a defense is delegitimized.
The Duke Lacrosse coach was fired just for saying his players were innocent. When the players dared to protest their innocence, the prosecutor painted their stories in the press as “uncooperative.” If either the accused or the accused’s supporters are attacked for just for failing to agree with the accusation, it’s a red flag.
5. The accuser seeks to force the accused to defend himself or herself before committing to a final version.
Unfortunately, this has become the preferred approach of the kangaroo courts on college campuses. It’s completely unfair because it deprives the accused of the opportunity to mount an effective defense. When the accuser demands the accused speak first, it is a strong indication that the accuser wants the opportunity to fill in the details of the accusation to counter any defense or alibi the accused might offer. It’s a red flag.
6. The accused makes a strong and unequivocal denial.
In most cases, there’s some kernel of truth to even the most exaggerated claims. When the accused reacts with a dissembling explanation full of alternatives and rationalizations, I tend to find the accuser more credible. Rarely, however, the accused reacts with a full-throated and adamant denial. When it happens, it’s a red flag that the accusation might have problems.
7. The accuser makes unusual demands to modify or control the process.
It’s a flag when the accuser demands a new investigator or judge without having a substantial basis for challenging the impartiality of the process that’s already in place.
8. When the accuser’s ability to identify the accused has not been properly explained.
In the Duke lacrosse case, the accuser was shown a lineup of photos of potential attackers. Every photo was of a member of the team. None were of people known to be innocent. It’s a red flag when an identification is made only after the accused appears in media and the accuser has not seen the accused for a number of years or was otherwise in regular contact with the accused.
9. When witnesses don’t corroborate.
10. When corroborating witnesses simply repeat the accusation of the accuser but don’t have fresh information.
It is now clear that accusations of sexual misconduct will forever be a tool to change results in elections and Supreme Court nominations. It’s disappointing to see so many abandon the accused to join the stampede of a mob that punishes any who ask legitimate questions about accusations.
These accusations destroy the lives of the accused, often men, and bring devastation to the women who love and support them. Some of the falsely accused commit suicide. When the mob attacks legitimate inquiry into the accusation, it’s a sure sign that the mob isn’t confident about the truth of the allegation. Rather than shrink in fear when attacked, we should take it as a sign that there is a risk that the accused is innocent, and the questions need to keep coming.
Lol I literally do this all the time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯