Latest Posts by jxkerhaha - Page 6

I treasure our mutualship

i'm actually reading this and was the DNF reference genuine or did this person just forget dream's user- dream is dreamwastaken 😭😭

guys i found a 100+ page scholarly article about dream smp fandom and i'm not joking

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

pussy so good he forgets about his gods-given quest

you look good with blood on you what are your pronouns

My main goal as a writer is to hurt you badly

—Kim Addonizio

I hope i am not only a mutual to you but also an unbearable and grating presence

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

(trying to flirt) can i be your problem

*goes to type "congrats!" on my mutual's post*

what if they're being sarcastic? what if they think I'm being sarcastic? what if I mistype and accidentally type kill yourself?? what if congrats is actually a slur everyone knows about except for me???????

LETS GO!! FIRST ONE TO RIZZ UP SLOANSLONE UNINTENTIONALLY (according to the tags at least)

i will never stop loving your art and mumbling "sloanslone" to myself in glee whenever i see you on my feed :3

OH MY GOD IM NIT BLUSHING I SWEAR-

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

mori isn't evil. that's just what happens when you force a bottom to top an entire city.

FELLOW TROY DOHERTY FANS WHERE ARE YALL AT CAUSE SCORPIO JUST DROPPED ON SPOTIFY AND I AM ABSOLUTELY GOING TO HAVE HIS ARTIST RADIO ON REPEAT FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH (as if i didn't do that the last month)

today i offer you: a scientific comparison

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

HEY SORRY WHAT I SAID WAS WEIRD I AM FULL OF CURSES

Any opinions?? I can't feel this is enough

“rival” is just code for love interest 

i miss sampo koski i need to chew him like gum

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

I too feel the need to blush and tuck my hair behind my ear as I sing 🎶Penelope Why- You Know I’m Too Shy🎶

but sir, that’s my emotional support unachievable dream scenario that I came up with in my head

"The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors."

Just a section of the constitution for yall.

Also, this is a reminder that in the constitution it states that if the government becomes a dictatorship or something similar we have every right to storm the capital and shoot them. Legally.

For all of my American followers, a quick piece:

Bonus: