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THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY TRUE??? Trailblazer just spawned in

Bronya: [Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff] Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

March 7th: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Dan Heng: I personally was hatched from an egg.

Trailblazer: I just straight up spawned lol.

Bronya: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Seele: Several traffic violations.

Trailblazer: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Serval: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Pela: Also, that’s not our car.

March 7th: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Dan Heng: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

March 7th: Th-that's not how that works.

Silver Wolf: Blade, I'm going out for lunch. If the Sims I trapped in the bedroom finally fall in love, text me IMMEDIATELY. Yes, I know they look like you and Kafka.

March 7th, bursting into the room, holding her camera: You two are having sex!

Dan Heng, not looking up from his book: Really? Caelus, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

Natasha: Why do you look like that?

Seele, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Natasha: Like you’re dead.

Seele: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Sampo: She accidentally called Bronya “babe” in front of everyone today but they're not dating.

Seele: [sobs into the floor]

God damn I have so much anxiety. watch THIS

*does nothing and somehow also feels bad about it*

fifty thousand dollars would honestly solve a lot of my problems

I'm so anxious right now. I wonder what would happen if I drank some caffeine

are people really having sex?

like actually

are we sure people are really doing that

hsr incorrect quotes, pepsi post (2/?)

“kill them with kindness” wrong. ceaseless watcher gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

i didn't know how to finish these

gonna need saomeone to kiss me on the mouth in the next 24 hours , lest I go ballistic

Ok, I heard an audio made by someone that had like “You swore to me! You swore to me you bastard!” Like that part with Martin and Jon with “running up that hill” playing In the background and it convinced me to get a classical piece and put it over MAG200 when Jon and Martin “die”- well I did- I had to cut it a bit but still- I think it’s pretty but also makes it even sadder- cause music does that.

Now. Obviously I am not a music or audio editor- I do not have the technical expertise of a podcast editor- but I have capcut! So enjoy- if you want to watch it- MAG 200 with Le Cygne by Camille Saint-Saëns in Le Carnaval des Animaux playing overtop

HEY.

are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?

idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily

Wanna know how the rich stay rich? Mony.

Im the type of friend to say “think fast” AFTER I’ve thrown a 21 pound boulder at your head

my favorite genre of media is gay people vs the system™

Himeko: I'm sorry you kids had to witness such a fight.

March 7th: That was a fight?

Himeko: Are you kidding? Welt said "You'll have to excuse me" instead of "Please excuse me." May as well spit in my face.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bronya: [knocking on Cocolia's bedroom door]

Serval, opening door, half asleep: Yeah?

Bronya: …Isn't this Mother's house?

Serval: I got it in the divorce.

Bronya: What?

Serval: What?

Cocolia, from somewhere inside: What the fuck, Serval?