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Ron: Can I offer you a carrot reading?

Harry: Uh, don't you mean tarot?

Ron *pulling out a bag of baby carrots with runes carved into them*: No.

Ron: Can we stop at McDonald’s?

Mrs. Weasley: Ronald, I’m making dinner at home.

Ron: [crying] I hate this fucking family.

James: ‘What happens when you put a werewolf on the moon?’ is a great question. Probably the best question ever.

Remus: I’d explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon.

Sirius: We never said we’d send you up without a suit, you absolute monster.

James: It's bad enough that she's having the baby and I can't be there with her!

Sirius: Well at least you were there for the important part.

Harry: Damn, we are trapped in this room.

Ron: It's so bloody dark in here, good thing we have our wands.

Harry: Wait I have an idea.

*walks over to Hermione*

Hermione: Harry what are you doing?

*Harry grabs her, bends her back then forth, picks her up and shakes her, then sets her back on her feet.*

Harry: Damn, I was sure that was going to work.

Hermione: WHAT THE HELL HARRY!

Harry: What?! I thought if I shook you up you would start glowing.

Hermione: I am NOT a bloody glow stick!

Harry: Two words Hermione: "Brightest Witch"

WHO NEEDS SOME BOOPS???

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Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

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